Tuesday, February 19, 2013

NO Speak English

NO Speak English 
A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you Thinking?

Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

I worry about you Sometimes!

Friday, October 19, 2012

" ভালবাসা আর কান্না "

এক গুচ্ছ গোলাপ হাতে একটা ছেলে একটা মেয়েকে বলল : " আমি তোমাকে ভালোবাসি । "

মেয়েটির চোখে জল দেখে একটু মুচকি হেসে ছেলেটা আবার বলল : " কই ফুল গুলো দেখি.....
আমি আসলে দুষ্টুমি করছিলাম । আমি তোমাকে ভালোবাসি না । "

মেয়েটা অবাক । বলল কি বলছো এসব ?

ছেলে : তোমাকে সারাজীবন ভালোবাসার কথা না বলে থাকতে পারব , কিন্তু তোমার চোখের জল আমি সহ্য করতে পারব না,, বলে দিলাম ।

মেয়ে : আমি প্রতিদিন হাজারটা বার কাঁদতে চাই সুখে,, তোমার মুখ থেকে ভালোবাসি কথাটা শুনে।

~~~Credit goes to original script writer.

Falling in love is Easy...

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Laws of Success

The great sin -- Gossip.
The great crippler -- Fear.
The greatest mistake -- Giving up.
The most satisfying experience -- Doing your duty first.
The best action -- Keep the mind clear and judgment good.
The greatest blessing -- Good health.
The biggest fool - The man who lies to himself.
The great gamble -- Substituting hope for facts.
The most certain thing in life -- Change.
The greatest joy -- Being needed.
The cleverest man -- The one who does what he thinks is right.
The most potent force -- Positive thinking.
The greatest opportunity -- The next one.
The greatest thought -- God.
The greatest victory -- Victory over self.
The best play -- Successful work.
The greatest handicap -- Egotism.
The most expensive indulgence -- Hate.
The most dangerous man -- The liar
The most ridiculous trait -- False pride.
The greatest loss -- Loss of self confidence.
The greatest need -- Common sense.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Oye Sardarji Tusi Great Ho............

Each Friday night after work, Sardar ji would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Sardar ji and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Sardar ji attended Mass... And as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a Sikh, and raised as a Sikh, but from now, you are a Catholic."

Sardar ji's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.

The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Sardar ji's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Sardar ji, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato and you are a tomato..