How To Respect Others...

Treating people with respect makes your world a nicer place to live in, whether it's at home, at school, or out in your community. And it's easy - all you have to do is treat people the way you like to have them treat you. Here are a few ideas.

• Don't insult people or make fun of them.
• Listen to others when they speak.
• Value other people's opinions.
• Be considerate of people's likes and dislikes.
• Don't mock or tease people.
• Don't talk about people behind their backs.
• Be sensitive to other people's feelings.
• Don't pressure someone to do something he or she doesn't want to do.

We live in a diverse nation made up of many different cultures, languages, races, and backgrounds. That kind of variety can make all our lives a lot more fun and interesting, but only if we get along with each other. And to do that we have to respect each other. In addition , here are some ways we can respect people who are different from us.

• Try to learn something from the other person.
• Never stereotype people.
• Show interest and appreciation for other people's cultures and backgrounds.
• Don't go along with prejudices and racist attitudes.

Some funny SMS - 01

1 pagal american se: " tum japani ho"
american: " nahi mai american ho"
Pagal: "nahi tum japani ho"
american: " nahi mai american hon"
pagal: " nahi tum japani ho"
American: " oho, acha mai japani ho"
pagal: " per tum american lagte ho"
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Oooooooooooooooo! !!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.
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APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,
APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN,
FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,
KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.
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Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati
ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
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Sardarji is irritated of jokes made on him.So He goes 2 his wife and
says"Tell me 1 joke in which i am not involved".Wife said:-I"m
Pregnant!?
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Women are unpredictable:
Before marriage, she expects a man.
After marriage, she suspects her man. &
After his death, she respects him.

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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10
ghode pade hain

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Laugh a While...

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer:No, I can't.
Waiter:Then does it really matter?
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
"Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well, "began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."
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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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1st thief :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief:But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief :Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is undying love.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no.

Love is like a butterfly....

Love is like a butterfly in so many, many ways.
It brings a bit of sunshine even on gloomy days.

It makes our souls feel lighter just to know it`s there
And gives our spirits wings, as if floating in the air.

It carries us to places that we never knew before
And comes in many sizes, shapes and hues galore.

Once we`ve seen it, we wish to hold onto it so tight
But like a frail butterfly, we must allow it free flight,

For if we should try to cage it up and hold it in a pen,
We`ll surely crush its wings, and it`ll never fly again.

To keep that love glowing in our hearts each day,
We must remember always to give some of it away.

Every little bit we give to someone else to share
Comes back tenfold, and we`ve so much to spare.

Put your love on gossamer wings, and give it flight;
It will return to you, and bring you much delight.

FRIENDS FOR EVER

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.