american: " nahi mai american ho"
Pagal: "nahi tum japani ho"
american: " nahi mai american hon"
pagal: " nahi tum japani ho"
American: " oho, acha mai japani ho"
pagal: " per tum american lagte ho"
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Oooooooooooooooo! !!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.
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APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN,
APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN,
FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN,
KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.
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Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati
ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
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Sardarji is irritated of jokes made on him.So He goes 2 his wife and
says"Tell me 1 joke in which i am not involved".Wife said:-I"m
Pregnant!?
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Women are unpredictable:
Before marriage, she expects a man.
After marriage, she suspects her man. &
After his death, she respects him.
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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10
ghode pade hain
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