Monday, November 24, 2008

So many ways to enjoy the beautiful life.....

So many ways to enjoy the beautiful life
But why are you not feeling it?
Anybody can be yours...
But why you are not let them come into your life?

Why there is no desire in your heart?
The World is not so shady for you…
Light is brighten all around the world
Why none is with you?

What the sore you have, what will not be healed?
What was in past, that you haven’t today?
Each an every heart-ache can be healed…
Only you sheltered your broken heart From Everyone.

If you find, you will get someone
Waiting for you on the path of your life…
As it is the question of thirst, we are to close to occean,
Occean will not move toward to us.

Dipankar Majumder

What is Life?

  • It's a journey through a way, Through which we must go away and away…
  • It's a very tough game,Performance is what brings us the name…
  • It's today full of sorrow, Face this eye to eye Joy will come tomorrow…
  • It's a puzzling riddle, Go on solving it Don't stop in the middle…
  • It's a tearful road for miles, Still walk with faith and honor You'll reach the land of smiles…
  • It's stormy and cold tonight, But across this awaits A morning warm and bright…
  • It's a fairy tale about, A seed of baby now In the future to sprout…
  • It's a bag of dreams, Of vanilla skies And chocolate streams…
  • It's a chance to love, So spread your arms The world is yours, just love…

Laugh...

Here is something to relieve your TENSIONS.... .....

Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!
Duniya gol hai....

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Doosra macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai...

Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college girls.

Judge: Is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar: Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
Judge: Kaan katne se andha kaise honge?
Sardar: Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga?

Sardarji went to his neighbour's house for a function and had some snacks.
Sardar: Chakli ka taste bahut hi different hai!
Neighbour: Who chakli nahi, Mosquito coil hai !

Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!

Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: "Koi antim ichcha?'
Sharabi: Aagle janam me ek liver extra laga dena!