Santa ye scooty kab li? (( Joke -- (18 + ) ))

Harbhajan Singh ne apni premika se pucha
kya main tumhara pehla pyar hu,

Ladki Boli... Kar di na Sardaro wali baat..
SPINNER ko kabhi new ball milti hai....

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Bus Chali, Jhatka Laga,

1 Sarda, 1 Ladki par ja gira..

Ladki boli - Batmeej kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar Bola - Ji Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hu...

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Judge - Why did you attack that young man?

Old Lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off,
threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL..

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Santa ye scooty kab li?

Banta kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty
par bahut durr le gaye, sare kapade utar
ke boli jo chahiye le lo, main scooty
le aaya, kapado ka kya karta main.......

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Tonic for the Mind - 28

Detachment is a quality of attention; by letting go of your attachments, you are available to participate more fully in the moment. The focus for the present will help you to be aware of the right choices required to achieve your chosen goals.

- Zenyasi

Tonic for the Mind - 27

Life is an act of listening. The quality of your life depends on the quality of your listening. In any given moment, you are either listening to the voice of fear (your ego), or the voice of love (your unconditioned Self). Fear always leads to more fear. Love always leads to more love. Learning to switch off the voice of fear is an art. What is unhelpful is to attack fear, resist fear, or defend against fear. One answer is simply to focus on love, and to value love more than fear. The more you value love, the less fear you will hear.

- Dr Robert Holden

- Quote / Thought For The Day -

“If a person hides his feelings, is it because there is something wrong with his feeling?”



“Once you get used to doing nothing, you find that there is no time left to become busy.”

Behte hoye aansoo tera saath maangte hai..

Behte hoye aansoo tera saath maangte hai
meri ye khali bahe tera haath maangte hai
gamo ke saaye kidher hum jaye
kaisi hai ye tanhayi jo mehfil main sataye
mere khamosh arman teri mulaqaat maangte hai
behte hoye aansoo tera saath maangte hai
aasma hai zamee hai dikhtey sabhi hai
jise dhonde aankhe wo mere sath nahi hai
dil ki ye duwaye saath tere din raat maangte hai
akele hum jiye ja rahe hai
saas kaise liye jaa rahe hai
hayera zindagi ke sawal ye jine ki ejazat maangte hai