PHONE HOME (Jokes)

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid.", answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?"

Jane Yeh Rahe Abb Mujhe Kis Or Le Jaa Rahi Hai

Jane Yeh Rahe Abb Mujhe Kis Or Le Jaa Rahi Hai

Jisse Bade Armaano Se Chaha Vo Abb Durr Ja Rahi Hai

Kahte Hai Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Apani Chahat Ko Bhulana

Par Hamara To Kissa Hi Alag Hai, Buss Abb Ussi Ko Hai Chahana

Charo Dishao Se Ek Goonj Si Uthadi Hue Sunaai Deti Hai

Aankhe Bhatakati hai Teri Inn Raho Me Par Tu Dikhai Nahi Deti Hai

Jisse Humane Chaha Hai Who Ek Khwaab Sii Lagati Hai

Usske Raaho Ke Kaate Battor Lu, Yahi Ek Chahh Jagati Hai

Iss Raah Par Chalte Huye Apna Naa Khayaal Aata Hai

Yaat Rahata Hai To Sirf Uska Pyaar Se Muskuraana

Dil Me Ek Chah Si Jagati Hai, Or Sochte hai

Ki Kaash Unse Mulakaat Nahi Hoti

Par Baad Me Yeh Sochte Hai Ki Who Na Milte To

Hume Apne Pyar Ki Pahchaan Kaise Hoti

Par Raaho Ko Shayad Yahi Alag Hona Hi Manjoor Tha

Unse Bichhudna Hi Shayad Takdir Ko Kabool Tha

Par Hum Unhe Chahenge Jindagi Ke Har raah Har Modd Par

Unke Raste Ke Kaate Bhi Sahh Lenge Fuul Samajh Kar

Jaane Yeh Rahhe Mujhe Kiss Or Le Jaa Rahi Hai….

M I YOUR FRIEND?

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to think before you speak to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to say sorry for everything
that you don't do!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to ask me for favours!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think i would not be curious to
know your new philosophy of life!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you go by what i say and do not understand
what i don't say!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that listening to your dreams
would put me to sleep!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that seeing you in pain, would
not bring a tear to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think I do not remember the first time
we met!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't see the thousand ways I try to
make you happy!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't realise how your smile brightens
up my day!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you would rather keep quiet when you really
wanna talk!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you hesitate to ask me to stay back when
you think we should be together!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you take too much time to tell me what i
mean to you!

There are no words....

There are no words.
no way to show you how I feel
That's like asking why is a flower so beautiful
Why is the sky blue
Why is the ocean wide?
There are no answers, that's just the way life goes

Every time I close my eyes
I see your face and I wonder.
When you close your eyes
Do you think about me?
Do you feel the way I do?

My love for you has grown thru the days
I have so much to say and no way to express it
I'm a star with no light
A day with no night
If I don't have you in my life what would I do


I'd walk halfway around the world
For just one kiss from you
As long as your love's there to lead me
I won't lose my way
Even through the darkest night
I'll love you always and forever
Just give me a chance and I'll prove it to the world
Just how much I love you...




"The greatest thing you will ever learn is
To love and to be loved in return"

Life...Enjoy...

When you are in light,
Everything will follow you......

But when you enter into dark,
Even your shadow will not follow you......

This is LIFE!!!
Enjoy!!!

"Happiness is not something you find,
it's something you create..."

Aisa Kyon Hota Hai???

Aisa hi hota hai…
Ke jisko jitna sambhalo..
woh Utna hi door chala jata hai !
Lekin aisa bhi kya hota hai …
Rota hai koi tootkar tanhai mein,
Phir bhi duniya mein woh hasta hai …
Lagta hai jaise mitayi thi hasti,
Sab jaise ab hara hua sa lagta hai ..
Jaane kitne wade liye-diye,
Chhootne pe sab bojhil sa dikhta hai…
Aisa hi hota hai..
Ke jisko jitna sambhalo,
woh Utna hi door chala jata hai !
De jata hai sirf kuch ahsaas,
Phir sabkuch pehle sa hota hai ..
Karta hai kuch shikwa-shikayat,
Dil, lekin phir se shamil duniya hota hai..
Naa thamegi uski zindagi,
Naa yahan kuch rukta sa dikhta hai…
Malum hai tum sambhal jaaoge,
khone ka Dard toh sirf hum ko hi milta hai ….!

IF you're not failing....

	IF you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative....

sms-(sayeri)..

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Patti-patti gulab kya hogi,
Har kali mahaj khwab kya hogi !
Jisne lakhoon haseen dekhe ho,
Uski niyat kharab kya hogi !!
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Suno gaur se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
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Kitini jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,
Apni yadoon se keh du na aaya karein,
Neend aati nahi aur rat guzar jati hai.
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Ae dost teri dosti per naaz karte hai
Har waqt milne ki fariyaad karte hai
Hame nahi pata gharwale batate hai
Hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hai.
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Chirago se agar andhere door hote to
chandni ki chahat kise hoti,
Kaat sakti agar ye zindgi akele to dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti.
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Hame hasne hasane ki adat hai,
Nazron se nazren milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari nazar to unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazren jhuka ke sharmane ki adat hai
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Sanson main daal kar rakhan
Dil ke pinjare main paal ker rakhna
Toote dil ko sakoon dengi ye yaaden
En yadoon ko sada samhal kar rakhna
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Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
Meri aakhon ko phir rula gaya koi,
Kaise uska shukriya aada karen,
Mujh naachiz ko shayar bana gaya koi.
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Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi,
Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon,
Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya.