Funny SMS..

Hum dosti nibhana jante hai.
Zakham tumhare kitne bhi gahre ho,
Hum dawa lagana jaante hai..
Hame bhulane ki galti mat kar na dost,
Hum “Galaa Dabana” bhi jante hai.


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Husband makes a strong peg of whisky
And tells his wife: PI ISKO
WIFE tastes and says " chhee Kitni kadvi hai"
Husband: Aur tu sochti hai ki main Roj aish karta hun


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Dunia ( SMS )...

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta


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Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila;
Na saathi, na humsafar mila.

Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye;
Jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.


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Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.

Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
Aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.


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Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
Jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.

Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.


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New Year SMS Messages ( PART- 5)

Wish you all( My blog readers) a Very Happy New Year.

~~~~~~~SMS~~~~~~~~

• Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

• A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

• We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room-by-room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.

• The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!

• Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

• New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

• Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.

• A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year

• With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY New Year 2009*

• May The Year 2009 Bring for You Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

• New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

• Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

• When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2009.

• New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2009

• Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

• Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR

• My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2009.

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous New Year, Travour offers you New Year Tours around the world along with online information on New Year Celebrations and New Year SMS Messages.
Before the golden sun sets,
2006's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed



For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.


God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.


Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!


Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR


HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....


Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.


Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR


Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.


New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.


"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"



"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"


Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man.



Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year



"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"


In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.


The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.


Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.


New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.




Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.


" I Wish in 2oo9 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "


Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2009 bring Happiness for you Dear.


Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009 ..


Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.


With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009*


When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2009.


A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.


A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.


One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.


Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!


New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009


My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2009.


Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!


In Year 2009 may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year


Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.


A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish u a Happy New Year.


Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

New Year SMS Messages ( PART- 4)

Wish you all( My blog readers) a Very Happy New Year.

~~~~~~~SMS~~~~~~~~

Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009

New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009


New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME


Wishing u a very prosperous 2009

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperous 2009.


Happy Sparkling New Year 2009

Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the net works get jammed
Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009


New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak

New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak
Allah talah aap ko
hazaroon khushiyan ataa karay
aur aap per rehmatain nazil fermaye.
ameen.

posted in Islamic SMS, New Year SMS
Naya islmai saal mubarak

Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say
nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath
“NAYA ISLAMI SAAL” mubarak ho.
Allah is naye saal ko aap sab k liye rehmaton,
barkaton,
khushyon,
kamiyabion,
khair-o-afiat,
hifazat,
aman,
sukoon aur tamam tar naik khuwahishat
ki takmeel ka saal bana day aur donon
jehan ki sari naymatain ata farmaye
aur hamisha,hamisha k liye razi ho jaye.
Ameen, Summa ameen.

posted in Islamic SMS, New Year SMS
Little keys open big locks

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2009


Each moment in a day has its own value

Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009.


Memorable moment r celebrated together

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2009 bring Happiness for you Dear.


Naya saal aaya hai chalo

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo…
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!


The coming year is a glorious one

Here is a wishing that
the coming year is a glorious one
that rewards all your
future endeavors with success


God bless you through out the new Year

New Year begins, let us pray,
that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,
God bless you through out the new Year.


Keep the smile, leave the tear

Keep the smile,
leave the tear,
Think of joy,
forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
leave the pain,
Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR


Receive my simple gift of LOVE

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR….


This is begining of a new year

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!


Year 2 follow be the best

God Bless U N Keep U Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow
Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.


A happy New Year

A happy New Year!
Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.


12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,

12Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a (*)Happy New Year(*)


*Happy new year*

*Happy new year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
-
-
Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge k kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
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Happy New Year once again!


I am sorry. aik buri khabar hay

I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna

-2008-

New Year SMS Messages ( PART- 3)

Wish you all( My blog readers) a Very Happy New Year.

~~~~~~~SMS~~~~~~~~

Years come and go

Years come and go,
but this year I specially wish 4 u
a double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a great year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!


Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.


New rules of life for 2009

New rules of life for 2009
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.


Advance happy new year

Aaj
ki
duniya
bohat
advance
hai

Isi
advance
duniya
ki
advance
technology
mein
rehnay
wale

1 advance
banday
ki taraf
se aap ko

Advance “happy new year”


We will open the book of 2009

We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year’s Day.



Apne 2008 k gunah dhonay k liye

Apne 2008 k gunah dhonay k liye 99
bar is mantar ka wird karain
“East or west, Saqib is the best”
Ab edit ker k is msg mein
apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna:p


Thre have been many time in 2008

There have been many time in 2008
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2009.


Mubarak ho aap ko 2009, 2008 k bad

Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2009, 2008 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.


Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!


Let each new year find you a better man

Be always at war with your vices,
at peace with your neighbors
and
let each new year find you a better man.
Happy New Year


Beginning of a new month or year

Time has no divisions to mark its passage,
there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets
to announce the beginning of a new month or year.


Good resolutions are simply checks

Good resolutions are simply checks
that men draw on a bank
where they have no account.
Happy New Year.


May each day of the coming year

May each day of the coming year
be vibrant and new
bringing along
many reasons for celebrations


Naya saal mubarak

Naya Saal Mubarak

Kia Bharosa
Mobile Ka
Battery ka
Charger Ka
Network Ka
Balance Ka
Life ka
Time Ka

Is Liye Meri Taraf Se
Advance Main
“Naya Saal Mubarak”


Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR

Fill your life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear.
Wishing u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.


2009 is at the door

2009 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.


Wish u a very happy new year

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a
Very Happy New Year.


Happy last month of the year

Happy last month of the year

May God achieve your all remaining goals
in this last month of the year,
Whatever u havn’t completd in 11 months
Ameen!

New Year SMS Messages ( PART- 2)

Wish you all( My blog readers) a Very Happy New Year.

~~~~~~~SMS~~~~~~~~

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!


Happy New Year 2009

Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009


4 last year’s words belong 2 last year’s language

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2009


2008’s calender is destroyed

Before the golden sun sets,
2008’s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2009 every moment is enjoyed




I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR


Good time Bad time

Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..!
Bole to happy new year mamu


Wishing you a fabulous 2009

Wishing you a fabulous 2009
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!


Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*


Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ……
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!


Year’s end is neither an end

Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year


With all the Rose’s Perfume

With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009*


Nights are Dark but Days are Light

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*



My Wishes in 2oo9
God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all! ”


Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

2009 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia

posted in Funny SMS, New Year SMS
In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings
&
deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

New Year SMS Messages ( PART- 1)

Wish you all( My blog readers) a Very Happy New Year.

~~~~~~~SMS~~~~~~~~

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.


Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.


Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!


Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.


Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME


Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.


Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*


Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!


Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2009, 2006 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.

Say goodbye to year 2008 and welcome a brand new year 2009.

My wishes for you in year 2009
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2009.


New Year begins

New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.

New is d year, new r d hopes & d aspirations

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

~~~ Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai.. ~~~

1.Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
koi mil jaata hai, Aur koi bichhar jaata hai.
jise mangte hai hum apni duao main,
wo kisi aur ko bina maange mil jaata hai.

2.waqt dar waqt ek ehsas rakhna,
lamha har lamha yeh aaqs rakhna.
Bhula na sakenge hum bhi aapko lekin
aap bhi hamari yaade apne pass rakhna.

3.Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,
thode se jakham ko nasoor kar deta hai.
koun chahta hai apno se door hona,
par waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai.

4.Zindgi ek raat hai,
jisme naq jaane kitne khwaqb hai.
Jo mil gaye wo apne hai,
jo toot gaye wo sapne hai.

5.Mujhe apni zindgi se hatane chalo ho,
ek satye hue ko satane chale ho.
Aye mere dost kitne nadan ho tum,
jo khud hi apne haatho ki lakire mitane chale ho.

6.Na jeene ki khusi na marne ka gum,
Gum hai bus unse na milne ka gum.
jeete hai isliye ki wo kabhi hume apnayenge,
aur marte nahi isliye k wo tanha rah jayenge.

Cool SMS..

>KNOWING YOURSELF
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

> WHO YOU TRUST
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

>GRATEFUL
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

> WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

>THE WORLD
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

>FIRST SIGHT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

> VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

> STILL LOVING U
i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

> NEWSPAPER
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

> NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

> YOUR FUTURE
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

> UNTIL IT'S GONE
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

> NEEDS
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

> HUGGING YOU
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

> CHARACTER VS REPUTAION
Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

> 1 HEARTBEAT
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

> GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

> LOVE IS SO CONFUSING
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

> IT'S OVER
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

> IDIOT
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

> REALITY
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

> FORGET ME NOT
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

> LIVE YOUR LIFE
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

> MAKE THE BEST OF IT
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

> LIFETIME GUARANTEE
I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!

> COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

> TEARS
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

> SEAT BELT
A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

> DESSERTS
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

> MEMORIES
Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.

> DON'T BE SAD
If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

> SHINING STAR
You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

> SHE..
She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.

> I FELL FOR YOU
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

> RUNNING
aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

> 911
Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

> FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

> WHY IS HE NOT MINE...
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

> DON'T WANT TO LOST YOU
If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!

> CAN'T LET U GO
Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

> NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

> ANGEL FRIENDS
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

> I FOUND U
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

> NEVER END
If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

> IT HURTS
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

> SMILE
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

> FORGET YOU
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

> IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

> MY HEART BREAKS
I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

> A MILLION
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

> SWEETEST THING
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

> FALL IN LOVE
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

> CRYING FOR
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

> CRAZY FOR YOU
I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

> NOT TO FADE
Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

> YOU ARE THE ONE
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.

> SLEEP FOREVER
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.

> LOVE IS TO THINK
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

> IN LOVE WITH YOU
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

> SOMEONE ELSE
The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

> MASTERPIECE
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

> OUT OF MY CONTROL
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

> MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

> HEART TO CIRCLE
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

Funny SMS..

• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

• Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

• Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

• Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

• Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

• Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.

• A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

• Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

• Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

• Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!

• Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

• Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

• Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

• A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

• Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain.

• Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.

Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

• Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

• Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A: A Moti-vaiting.

• Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

• Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.

• Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.

• Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

• Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

• Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

• Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

• Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

• Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

• I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

• Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS

SMS COLLECTION - 2

11) Log kehte hain jise hum chahte hain wo chand ka tukda hai,Per hum kehte hai ki hum jise chahte hai chand uska tukda hai.


12) Rasm e ulfat sikha gaya koi Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi Taa qayamat kisi tarah na bujhe Aag aisi laga gaya koi


13) Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi, meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai, dil liya aur khel kar tod diya, hamari jaan gai unki adaa ban gai.


14) Ek adaa apki dil churani ki,ek adaa apki dil mein bas jane ki ek chehra apka chand ke jaisa,ek zid hamarie chand ko pane ki...


15) mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,mai jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho wo bichade to ansoon to niklte hai.


16) Maussam bada behal hai sur hai na tall hai msg box bhi kangaal hai,kya aapki msg factory mein bhi hadtaal hai?


17) Dil pe churi chala de kisi bhi tara ji longa na koi shikayat leke lav pe is dil ne chaha tujhe ye beshak hai dekha na tujhe to kya huya pyar dekhai se nahi hota


18) kisi ki chahat pe jinda rehne wale hum na the,kisi pe mar mitne wale hum na the aadat si pad gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na the.


19) Jab kabhi tera naam lete hai Dil se hum inteqam lete hai Meri barbadiyo ke afsane Mere yaro ke naam lete hai Bas yehi ek jurm hai apna Hum muhabat se kaam lete hai.


20) Raah asaan ho gayi hogi Jaan pehchaan ho gayi hogi Phir palat kar nigah nahi aayi Tujhpe qurbaan ho gayi hogi Teri zulfo ko chedti thi hawa Khud pareshan ho gay

SMS COLLECTION - 1

1) Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko, khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!


2) Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota..


3) Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do,maa ne kaha paro chod do ,paro ne kaha sharab chod do,par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do


4) Aansuon Me na dhoondna hamein,Dil me hum bas jaayenge! Tamanna ho agar milne ki, to band aankhon me nazar aayenge!!


5) Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega, Nikla hai chand to dikai dega,ae dost dosti ki hai hmne aapse, Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..


6) Kisne kaha judai hogi,Kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi..Bade shaan se rahenge hum aap k dil me, Itne dino me kuch to jagah banai hogi..!


7) Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...
kya aap penalty bharte hai...
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai...
To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai?... La la la la la


8) Hasraton ki nigahon pe sakth pehra hai.Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai. Teri chahat ki kasam ae dost, apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gehra hai...


9) Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!


10) Hasna jindagi hai, has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai

Karan johar ka kamal..

Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

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Karan johar ka kamal

Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other's wife.

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Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay…
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

~~~~~~~~~

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?

Nurse: Kya karo gay?

Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya hoon.

Dard( Shayari)..

Khule pade hain meri zindagi ke sare warq
Na jane kab koi aandhi uda ke le jaaye

Kisi ka dard kahan tak main apne pass rakhoon
Ye jis ka hai woh nishani bata ke le jaye.........!!!

SMS 4 U ( 23/07/2008)

Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par Saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na Saab,GF NE Bhikari bana diya!

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Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,

Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

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Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.

SMS of the day.(23/07/2008)

Sometimes in life we think
we don't need anyone,
But sometimes we don't have
anyone when we need someone.
So,hold good peoples around
&
never let your friends go!

Shayari - SMS

1 Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To, Bheegi Palko Ko Juka Lete Hai.

2 Ai meri zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar, Use bhul kar zinda rahu ye dua na kar, Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai taqleef, Ai hawa tu bhi use chua na kar.

3 Karte Rahe Intezaar Har Ghari, A Dil Humne Ye Kaya Kho Diya Uth Gaya Yakeen Wafa Se, Jaane Tumne Wo Waada Kyon Kiya Suraj Nei Hansna Aur Taaron Nei Muskuranaa Chhor Diya Aag Thee Dil Mei Mohabaat Ki, Usney Bee Ab Jalna Chhor Diya

4 Woh Ek Lafz Ki Khushboo Na Rakh Sake Mehfooz Hum Unke Haath Sari Kitaab Kya Dete

5 Intezaar Ke Lamhe Sholey Mein Badalne Lage Hain, Hum Unka Intezaar Karne Lage Hain, Woh Aayi Nahi Abhi Tak Samay Bahot Ho Gaya Hain, Ab To Hum Ghadi Se Bhi Sharminda Ho Gaye Hain

6 Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To, Bheegi Palko Ko Juka Lete Hai.


7 Din Tere Khayal Mein Gujar Jata Hai, Raat Ko Bhi Khayal Tera He Aata Hai. Kabhi Ye Khayal Is Tarah Bad Jaata Hai Ki Aaine Mein Bhi Tera Chehra Nazar Aata Hai.

8 Itna Kuch Khoya Ki Hume Paana Na Aaya, Pyar Kiya To Jatana Na Aaya. Aa Gaye Is Dil Mein Pehli Hi Nazar Mein Who, Kasoor Humara Tha Jo Hume Unke Dil Mein Samana Na Aaya.

9 Hum Na Hote To, Kisi Aur Ke Charche Hote, Na Hota Jo Yeh Ishq, To Koi Aur Gham Ke Bahaane Hote

10 Raat Gumsum Hai Magar Chan Khamosh Nahi, Kaise Keh Du Aaj Fir Hosh Nahi. Aisa Duba Teri Aakho Ki Gehrai Main, Haath Mein Jam Hai Magar Pine Ka Hosh Nahi.

11 Sirf Tum Hi Ho Zindagi Main Par Main Tumhe Pa Nahi Sakta, Rahega Dukh Hamesha Tumhe Na Pane Ka. Par Apni Khushi Ke Liye Tumhe Rula Nahi Sakta.

12 Kuch Bata Pichle Paher Khuwaab Main Aane Wale Kab Woh Din Aayenge Phir Humko Milane Wale

13 Kuch Jane Kuch Pahchane ,Kuch Anjane Se Log Miley, Shayed Main Deewana Mujhko Deeewane Se Log Miley.

14 Hum Wo Nai Jo Bhul Jaya Karte Hai, Hum Wo Hai Jo Nibhaya Karte Hai, Dur Rehke Milna Shyad Mushkil Ho, Par Yad Banke Sason Me Bus Jaya Karte Hai.

15 Har Waqt Muskurana Fitrat Hai Hamari, Aap Yuhin Khush Rahe Hasrat Hai Hamari, Aap Ko Hum Yaad Aaye Na Aaye, Aapko Yad Karna Aadat Hai Hamari

16 Tez Dhadkanoon Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyar Ki Khabar Nahi Hoti.... Kya Mehsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard, Dil Ke Tutne Ki To Awaaz Bhi Nahi Hoti....

17 Dard Mein Dil Ke Muskarane Se Yaad Aaye Kuch Log Purane Se Main To Do Kadam Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta Tu He Aaja Kisi Bahane Se

18 Meri Chaahat Pe Tum Humesha Bharosha Rakhana, Ey Khuda Mere Mehboob Ko Sada Salamat Rakhana, Tere Sapnoko Sanwar Ne Hum Jaroor Aayenge, Bas Aankho Me Humara Intezaar Rakhana

19 Sitaro Ko Ankho Me Mahefus Rakhna Bahot Lambi Raat Hi Raat Hogi....... Musafir Ho Tum Bhi, Musafir He Ham Bhi Kahi Kisi Mod Pe Phir Mulakat Hogi.....

20 Youn Badi Der Se Paimaana Liye Betha Hu, Koi Dekhe To Ye Samjhe K Piye Betha Hu.... Zindagi Bhar K Liye Ruth K Jaane Wale, Mein Abhi Tak Teri Tasveer Liye Bhetha Hu....

21 Jinki Tamanna Dil Mein Thi, Judai Ab Hum Unki Sehte Hain, Fursat Nahi Unhe Humse Baat Karne Ki, Is Liye Hum Har Waqt Khamosh Se Rehte Hain


22 Veeran Hai Dil, Tanhaaiyon Ki Bahar Hai Tere Yandon Ke Kanty, Bas Yahi Kuch Ab Sath Hai Tum Gai Sath Mai Chale Gai Hai Najare Najaro Mai Bas Ab Sirf Tera Intzaar Hai

23 Gam Bade Aate Hain..Katil Ki Nighaahon Ki Tarah, Tum Chupa Lo Mujhe Ae Dost Mujhe Gunaahon Ki Tarah

24 Aap Har Manzil Ko Mushkil Samjhate Hai, Hum Har Mushkil Ko Manzil Samjhate Hai, Bada Fark Hai Aapke Or Humare Nazriye Mein, Aap Dil Ko Dard Or Hum Dard Ko Dil Samjhate Hai.

25 Esa Na Tha Ki Aaine Ke Aage,Hamne Khud Ko Kabhi Savara Na Tha !! Esa Bhi Na Tha Ki Bhari Duniya Main,Mera Koi Sahara Na Tha !! Per Hum Jiske Ho Chuke He Dilo Jaan Se,Afsos Vo Hamara Na Tha !!

26 Na Milne Ki Khushi Na Bichhed Ne Ka Gam, Na Udaas Na Tanha Hai Hum. Kaise Kahe Kaise Hai Hum.... Bas Aapke Bina Akele Hai Hum....

27 Ansuo Se Palak Bhigo Leta Tha.., Yaad Teri Ati Thi To Ro Leta Thha..... Socha Tha Ke Bhoola Du Tujhey Mager, Har Baar Faisla Badal Deta Tha....

28 Wafa Karne Ka Wada To Hum Bhi Naa Kar Paayenge, Magar Yeh Jaroor Kahte Hai Ki Bewfai Naa Hogi Humse...

29 Yaad Karta Hoon Tumhe Yaad Aati Hi Nai Kaise Aayae Woh Cheez Jo Jaati Hi Nahi

30 Na Samjha Meri Mohobbat Ko Tune, Na Samjhi Gayi Teri Wafa Mujhse... Gila Na Kiyaa Tha Kabhi Bhi Humne, Ab Kyaa Karenge Shikaayat Tujhse...

Flirt..

Is duniya me flirt ki koi kami nahi...
Suraj ko hi dekhlo,
Wo aata hai Usha ke sath,
Jata Sandhya ke sath,
Sota Nisha ke sath,
Aur uthta Kiran ke sath...

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Pathan's wife: Jaan ek puppy do na.

Pathan: kocha! Ghar main khaanay k liye paisa nahi hai, aur tujhe kuttay ka bacha chahiye.

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Ek Pathan k pass blank message aya,

Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

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Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?

Husband: main kyon rokon? Us NE mujhe roka tha kya.

Joke (Double Meaning)..

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.


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Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna


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Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge


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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..


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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai


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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p


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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)


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Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

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Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!


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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
.
.
.
.
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

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SMS of the day...

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A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!