Before It's Too Late...

You are Not Only Who Pays...

Missing Husband...

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:


Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height


Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy


Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes


Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair


Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing


Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????


Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying.....


Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Hindi Joke...

Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha
Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai.
Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai.

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Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don’t know what to do?
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Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…
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Wife shopping karke wapas aayi,
To husband wife se samaan laate hue bola,
“Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?”
Wife : Bilkul theek kaha, esme mere new sandel hain!!!
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Wife : What will u give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband : Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai…DHAKKAA!!!
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Wife to Hubby : Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband : Yehi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

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