Sunday, December 16, 2007

Bikhre hue jazbaat hein...



Bikhre hue jazbaat hein


Toote hue khwaab hein




Ye jazbaat meri daulat hai

Yeh
khwaab meri saughaat hai





Lamha lamha behlaati rahi


Teri yaad is dil ko




Is liye shaayad aaj bhi



Log
Kehte hein "Hum Zinda hein"



Couple Dance

Funny...




Fractals





Fun Pics

Confusion

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree

If every time.........

If everything I said made you smile,
I'd talk forever.
If I could only be with you when I dream,
I'd sleep forever

If I held a star for every time you made me smile,
I'd own the whole night sky

If every step I took made you follow,
I'd walk forever

If every time I left you made you cry,
I'd stay forever

If all you said was lies,
I'd cry forever

We all need friends.....





Friends are people who care


Who don't cry or shout when you ask them to share











Who can share fun times without getting mad

Who try to comfort you when you're sad












Who share secrets and never tell

Who make sure you're feeling well












Who can have a fun time and share their games

Who never let you take the blame












Friends are people who you need,

Who don't try to make you do something wrong












Who will stay friends long

Yes, we all need frie



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You are my very special to me...


You are my very special friend
You mean the world to me.
You make me feel so special
When I really need to be.

I laugh with you, I cry with you,
I suffer and rejoice.
And yet I've never seen your face,
Or even heard your voice.

And though I've never touched your hand
Or held you in my arms.
You've helped me through the hard times,
And turned my storm to calm.

And due to circumstances
We may never be together.
But always know that you will be
My special friend forever.

LOVE And MATH...

( when maths teacher writes love letter )


My Dear SweetHeart,


Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.