SMS OF THE DAY- 080308

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai

Aur gale pad jati hai.

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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,

Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

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Aap itrate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho

Sochte hai aap ko DINNER par Le jaaye
Par kya kare ZALIM tum khate bahut ho.

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Jab jab hum NE chaha tab tab tum jaage,

Jab jab hum NE chaha tab tab tum jaage,

Kyuki tumare ghar ki ghanti hum hi Baja kar bhaage...

Moral Lesson..

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait'".

Kevin turned to his younger brother & said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

Making people happy

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there . Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

Quote / Thought for the Day 08-03-2008

“Person knows the comma and full-stop of language, but at the same time doesn’t know the full-stop of negative thoughts.”

World Will Like You...

If your eyes are positive u would like all people in the world ;

But

if your tongue is positive all the people in the world will like u!