Thori Si Muskurahat...

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily) : Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad
came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch
mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an
ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Mother Teresa Quotes

Mother Teresa Quotes

Abortion
The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill Her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me? There Is nothing between.


Actions
It is not the magnitude of our actions but the amount of love that is Put into them that matters.


Difficult
I think I'm more difficult than critical.


Drop
We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But The ocean would be less because of that missing drop.


Faith
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.


Faithfulness
I do not pray for success, I ask for faithfulness.


Forgotten
Being unwanted, unloved, un cared for, forgotten by everybody, I think That is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person Who has nothing to eat.


God's Trust
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish That He didn't trust me so much.


Hunger
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.


Joy
Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.


Judging
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.


Kind Words
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are Truly endless.


Kingdom of God
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, Of understanding, of peace.

Money
Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - the rest will be given.


Loneliness
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.


Love
Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you Without leaving happier.


Miracle
The miracle is not that we do this work, but that we are happy to do it.


Money
Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, Money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, Spread your love everywhere you go.


Nobody
One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.


Peace
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong To each other.


Person to Person
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.


Silence
We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.


Smile
Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.


Work
There is always the danger that we may just do the work for the Sake of the work. This is where the respect and the love and the Devotion come in - that we do it to God, to Christ, and that's why We try to do it as beautifully as possible.

The Best Policy....

Coming home from work, a woman stopped at the corner deli to buy a chicken for supper. The butcher reached into a barrel grabbed the last chicken he had, flung it on the scales behind the counter, and told the woman its weight. She thought for a moment. "I really need a bit more chicken than that," she said. "Do you have any larger ones?"

Without a word, the butcher put the chicken back into the barrel, groped around as though finding another, pulled the same chicken out, and placed it on the scales. "This chicken weighs one pound more," he announced. The woman pondered her options and then said, "Okay. I'll take them both."

Honesty is still the best policy—and we can be sure of this, our sins/lies will find us out—even if it is eventually!

Dear God, please help me to always be honest with myself with you and with others in all of my dealings. Please forgive me where I have sinned and wherever possible, help me to put right any wrongs that I have done to others ...

Thank you for hearing and answering my prayers...

Dunia ( SMS )...

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta


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Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila;
Na saathi, na humsafar mila.

Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye;
Jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.


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Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.

Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
Aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.


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Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
Jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.

Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.


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Nice Humor

1. 3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.



2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY




3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..




4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.



5. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.




6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them...

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.





7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.





8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.





9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.




10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.