Thori Si Muskurahat...

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily) : Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad
came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch
mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an
ice-cream, shud hv immediately.