Flirt..

Is duniya me flirt ki koi kami nahi...
Suraj ko hi dekhlo,
Wo aata hai Usha ke sath,
Jata Sandhya ke sath,
Sota Nisha ke sath,
Aur uthta Kiran ke sath...

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Pathan's wife: Jaan ek puppy do na.

Pathan: kocha! Ghar main khaanay k liye paisa nahi hai, aur tujhe kuttay ka bacha chahiye.

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Ek Pathan k pass blank message aya,

Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

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Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?

Husband: main kyon rokon? Us NE mujhe roka tha kya.