Santa ye scooty kab li? (( Joke -- (18 + ) ))

Harbhajan Singh ne apni premika se pucha
kya main tumhara pehla pyar hu,

Ladki Boli... Kar di na Sardaro wali baat..
SPINNER ko kabhi new ball milti hai....

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Bus Chali, Jhatka Laga,

1 Sarda, 1 Ladki par ja gira..

Ladki boli - Batmeej kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar Bola - Ji Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hu...

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Judge - Why did you attack that young man?

Old Lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off,
threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL..

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Santa ye scooty kab li?

Banta kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty
par bahut durr le gaye, sare kapade utar
ke boli jo chahiye le lo, main scooty
le aaya, kapado ka kya karta main.......

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