How To Become A Dad????

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. ' 'Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.

Take Careful Aim

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing."What's so funny?" asks the clerk."I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off." The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think that with one shot!"

Though the miles lay between us

Though the miles lay between us And,
your sweet face I’ll never see
I’m forever thinking of you
And what you mean to me.

You always bring me sunshine
When the world is dark and grey
You find me pretty rainbows,
After the rain has gone away.

You lift me up when I’m down
You cheer me up when I’m sad
That’s why I’m forever thinking of you
You’re the best friend I never had.

Na reh paoge tum bhi mere bin..

Na reh paoge tum bhi mere bin
Bahut pachtaoge tum bhi mere bin
Har waqt yaad aayegi tumko meri
Sona paoge tum bhi mere bin
Har dagar har jaga aaongi mein nazar
Tarap tarap ke maar jaoge tum bhi mere bin
Yaadein meri satayengi baatein meri rulayegi
Roh roh ke thak jaoge tum bhi mere bin
Intezar hai mujhe us lamhe ka
Jab jee na paoge tum bhi mere bin...

Work is worship of the Lord...

Work is worship of the Lord. There is indescribable joy

in the practice of karma yoga. Work always elevates

when it is done in the right spirit, without attachment

and egoism.

- Swami Sivananda

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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi

Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai

KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna

Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo

Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…

Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…

Thoda socha hai humne ...
thoda jaana hai humne...
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne...
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga...
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne

Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.

Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.

ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI

bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake
teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake

Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!

Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge

Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga
jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga
aap to baste ho ruh me hamari,
bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.

aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye........

Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye

I love the way you look at me...

I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.