Tonic for the Mind - 33

Vedanta roars declaring its living experiences- ''Seek Oh Man, what you want where it can be had. Infinite peace and eternal joy is thy very essential nature. Adjust your inward life and tickle out of it the music of perfection which you are trying to knock out of the rocky earth".

- Swami Chinmayananda

FUN : Shaadi ( Shyari)

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume neend se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.
gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chhai thi,
saans bhi lete the to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.


5 saal baad........

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko
school chhodte hue jana..............
ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi chaarpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chhai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge..

SMS 4 U ( 23/07/2008)

Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par Saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na Saab,GF NE Bhikari bana diya!

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Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,

Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

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Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.

Birth Control Pills..

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

SMS of the day.(23/07/2008)

Sometimes in life we think
we don't need anyone,
But sometimes we don't have
anyone when we need someone.
So,hold good peoples around
&
never let your friends go!

Tonic for the Mind - 32

"'Face It". The world will give us experiences,whether we want them or not. We face the world not with our talents, money or body; we face the world with our mind alone, our convictions. We have to use the mind as an elevator to tune our habits to our convictions in order to be the ruler of our experiences; if not the experiences will trample over and crush us. Our convictions guided by faith evokes strength and whenever any experience pulls our mind down, our convictions will help to lift us out.

- Swami Abhedananda

Shayari - SMS

1 Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To, Bheegi Palko Ko Juka Lete Hai.

2 Ai meri zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar, Use bhul kar zinda rahu ye dua na kar, Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai taqleef, Ai hawa tu bhi use chua na kar.

3 Karte Rahe Intezaar Har Ghari, A Dil Humne Ye Kaya Kho Diya Uth Gaya Yakeen Wafa Se, Jaane Tumne Wo Waada Kyon Kiya Suraj Nei Hansna Aur Taaron Nei Muskuranaa Chhor Diya Aag Thee Dil Mei Mohabaat Ki, Usney Bee Ab Jalna Chhor Diya

4 Woh Ek Lafz Ki Khushboo Na Rakh Sake Mehfooz Hum Unke Haath Sari Kitaab Kya Dete

5 Intezaar Ke Lamhe Sholey Mein Badalne Lage Hain, Hum Unka Intezaar Karne Lage Hain, Woh Aayi Nahi Abhi Tak Samay Bahot Ho Gaya Hain, Ab To Hum Ghadi Se Bhi Sharminda Ho Gaye Hain

6 Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To, Bheegi Palko Ko Juka Lete Hai.


7 Din Tere Khayal Mein Gujar Jata Hai, Raat Ko Bhi Khayal Tera He Aata Hai. Kabhi Ye Khayal Is Tarah Bad Jaata Hai Ki Aaine Mein Bhi Tera Chehra Nazar Aata Hai.

8 Itna Kuch Khoya Ki Hume Paana Na Aaya, Pyar Kiya To Jatana Na Aaya. Aa Gaye Is Dil Mein Pehli Hi Nazar Mein Who, Kasoor Humara Tha Jo Hume Unke Dil Mein Samana Na Aaya.

9 Hum Na Hote To, Kisi Aur Ke Charche Hote, Na Hota Jo Yeh Ishq, To Koi Aur Gham Ke Bahaane Hote

10 Raat Gumsum Hai Magar Chan Khamosh Nahi, Kaise Keh Du Aaj Fir Hosh Nahi. Aisa Duba Teri Aakho Ki Gehrai Main, Haath Mein Jam Hai Magar Pine Ka Hosh Nahi.

11 Sirf Tum Hi Ho Zindagi Main Par Main Tumhe Pa Nahi Sakta, Rahega Dukh Hamesha Tumhe Na Pane Ka. Par Apni Khushi Ke Liye Tumhe Rula Nahi Sakta.

12 Kuch Bata Pichle Paher Khuwaab Main Aane Wale Kab Woh Din Aayenge Phir Humko Milane Wale

13 Kuch Jane Kuch Pahchane ,Kuch Anjane Se Log Miley, Shayed Main Deewana Mujhko Deeewane Se Log Miley.

14 Hum Wo Nai Jo Bhul Jaya Karte Hai, Hum Wo Hai Jo Nibhaya Karte Hai, Dur Rehke Milna Shyad Mushkil Ho, Par Yad Banke Sason Me Bus Jaya Karte Hai.

15 Har Waqt Muskurana Fitrat Hai Hamari, Aap Yuhin Khush Rahe Hasrat Hai Hamari, Aap Ko Hum Yaad Aaye Na Aaye, Aapko Yad Karna Aadat Hai Hamari

16 Tez Dhadkanoon Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyar Ki Khabar Nahi Hoti.... Kya Mehsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard, Dil Ke Tutne Ki To Awaaz Bhi Nahi Hoti....

17 Dard Mein Dil Ke Muskarane Se Yaad Aaye Kuch Log Purane Se Main To Do Kadam Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta Tu He Aaja Kisi Bahane Se

18 Meri Chaahat Pe Tum Humesha Bharosha Rakhana, Ey Khuda Mere Mehboob Ko Sada Salamat Rakhana, Tere Sapnoko Sanwar Ne Hum Jaroor Aayenge, Bas Aankho Me Humara Intezaar Rakhana

19 Sitaro Ko Ankho Me Mahefus Rakhna Bahot Lambi Raat Hi Raat Hogi....... Musafir Ho Tum Bhi, Musafir He Ham Bhi Kahi Kisi Mod Pe Phir Mulakat Hogi.....

20 Youn Badi Der Se Paimaana Liye Betha Hu, Koi Dekhe To Ye Samjhe K Piye Betha Hu.... Zindagi Bhar K Liye Ruth K Jaane Wale, Mein Abhi Tak Teri Tasveer Liye Bhetha Hu....

21 Jinki Tamanna Dil Mein Thi, Judai Ab Hum Unki Sehte Hain, Fursat Nahi Unhe Humse Baat Karne Ki, Is Liye Hum Har Waqt Khamosh Se Rehte Hain


22 Veeran Hai Dil, Tanhaaiyon Ki Bahar Hai Tere Yandon Ke Kanty, Bas Yahi Kuch Ab Sath Hai Tum Gai Sath Mai Chale Gai Hai Najare Najaro Mai Bas Ab Sirf Tera Intzaar Hai

23 Gam Bade Aate Hain..Katil Ki Nighaahon Ki Tarah, Tum Chupa Lo Mujhe Ae Dost Mujhe Gunaahon Ki Tarah

24 Aap Har Manzil Ko Mushkil Samjhate Hai, Hum Har Mushkil Ko Manzil Samjhate Hai, Bada Fark Hai Aapke Or Humare Nazriye Mein, Aap Dil Ko Dard Or Hum Dard Ko Dil Samjhate Hai.

25 Esa Na Tha Ki Aaine Ke Aage,Hamne Khud Ko Kabhi Savara Na Tha !! Esa Bhi Na Tha Ki Bhari Duniya Main,Mera Koi Sahara Na Tha !! Per Hum Jiske Ho Chuke He Dilo Jaan Se,Afsos Vo Hamara Na Tha !!

26 Na Milne Ki Khushi Na Bichhed Ne Ka Gam, Na Udaas Na Tanha Hai Hum. Kaise Kahe Kaise Hai Hum.... Bas Aapke Bina Akele Hai Hum....

27 Ansuo Se Palak Bhigo Leta Tha.., Yaad Teri Ati Thi To Ro Leta Thha..... Socha Tha Ke Bhoola Du Tujhey Mager, Har Baar Faisla Badal Deta Tha....

28 Wafa Karne Ka Wada To Hum Bhi Naa Kar Paayenge, Magar Yeh Jaroor Kahte Hai Ki Bewfai Naa Hogi Humse...

29 Yaad Karta Hoon Tumhe Yaad Aati Hi Nai Kaise Aayae Woh Cheez Jo Jaati Hi Nahi

30 Na Samjha Meri Mohobbat Ko Tune, Na Samjhi Gayi Teri Wafa Mujhse... Gila Na Kiyaa Tha Kabhi Bhi Humne, Ab Kyaa Karenge Shikaayat Tujhse...