5 friends

Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..
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bura laga...

Joke tha Yaar ..... :)

Thought of the Day ( 2) ...

When the Human Mind opens up into the All Mindthe Ego leaves and the Heart of God enters.It is the Beginning of True Existence.Thinking then is redundantfor the Heart of God gave Birthto Full Intuition or Cosmic Communion.At that Point we realize that the Human Mindis but a tiny Sparkthat exploded into the Brilliance of Love.Love is Understanding. HUMAN BEINGS ARE BUT SHADOW IMAGES OF THE CREATOR.

Thought of the Day..

There is plenty of grace that God can give you. But it is at a depth! Some effort is required to obtain it. If you need to fetch water from a well, you need to tie a rope to the bucket, lower it into the well and draw the water out. The rope to use is that of devotion. This rope must be tied to the vessel of your heart and lowered into the well of God's grace. What you receive, when the water is drawn out, is pure bliss. Live in love with everybody. Once you earn this love, everything else will be added unto you.

A Clever Dog...

A butcher watching over his shop is surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again.

Therefore, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well."

The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten-dollar Note there. Therefore, he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it is about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog.

Therefore, off he goes. The dog is walking down the street when he comes To a level crossing.

The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.

The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat.

Another bus comes. Again, the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it is the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.

The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog Looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.

Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step.

Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it. There is no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.

The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are You doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."


Reflection:
Looks like some people will never be satisfied with what they have got.

Insaan sa kyon hai ...

yeh sheher agar sheher hai to sunsan sa kyon hai
is sheher ka har shakhs pareshan sa kyon hai
is sheher ke log jise kehte hain masiha
woh shakhs mere dard se anjaan sa kyon hai
mitti se bana hai to mera kyon nahi ho jata
agar pather ka sanam hai to insaan sa kyon hai ...

Dost kahkar dost se daga kar baitha..

Dost kahkar dost se daga kar baitha
Wo aaj ek aisi khata kar baitha..

Kehta tha ke tuje kabhi hum khafa hone na denge
Fir wo khud hi hume khafa kar baitha..

Aadat thi use sabki ghamo ko dur karne ki lekin
Humare liye hi wo ghumo ki dua kar baitha..

Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta..

Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta..
Iska matlab ye nahi ke main us se pyaar nahi karta...

Chahta hu main use aaj bhi..
Par uski soch mein apna waqt bekaar nahi karta...

Tamasha na ban jaye kahin mohabbat meri..
Isliye apne dard ka izhaar nahi karta...

Jo kuch mila hai usi mein khush hu main..
Uske liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta...

Par kuch to baat hai uski baaton mein..
Varna use chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta....