Monday, October 20, 2008

Nazar Ko Badlo..

Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai...

Think... ( Humor)

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one)

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

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Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Lunch and Dinner.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

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ONE EXTRA SHOT

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Dil Mein Jo Aaya Woh Likh Diya...

Dil Mein Jo Aaya Woh Likh Diya
Kabhi Milan Kabhi Judai Likh Diya

Pehli Baar Mile The Yahan Hum
Un Raahon Ka Naam Manzil Likh Diya

Kiya Tune Tar Tar Mera Daman
Ja Maine Bhi Tujhe Bewafa Likh Diya

Ishq Ka Janoon Thaa Ya Deewanapan
Jo Apni Saanso Ko Tere Naam Likh Diya

Teri Judai Hai Ab Mukaddar Mera
Is Zindagi Ka Naam Intzaar Likh Diya

Dard-E-Mohabbat Ke Siva Shayari Hai Kya
Ja Tera Naam Hamne Gazal Likh Diya

Dafan Ho Gayi Har Aarzoo Seene Mein
Maine Ne Jabse Tujhe Sanam Likh Diya..

Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 18-10-2008 )

“The weak and idle mind cannot create powerful thoughts.”



“Obstacles will look large or small to you according to whether you are large of small.”

Friday, October 17, 2008

Quote / Thought for the Day - 3 ( 17-10-2008 )

"To be blind does not mean to be in darkness."



"Nothing is Impossible to a willing heart."

Haathon ki yeh lakeerain kyun aksar badal jaati hain !!

Raaste badal jaate hain, manzilain badal jaati hain,
Kyun nahin badalte dil Jo taqdeerain badal jaati hain

Dil wohi rehta hai, yaadon ki anginat karchaiyaan Le ke,
Aankhon ki nami chupa kar, nazrain badal jaati hain

Rooh rehti hai har lamha ashkbaar, lab hanste hain,
Bahar aur andar ki kis tarah fizaain badal jaati hain

Koi hota hai rafta rafta zindagi se door, bohot door
Haathon ki yeh lakeerain kyun aksar badal jaati hain !!

Ek naye safar pe chalo..

Rooth gaye hain Jo saathi, un ko manaya jaaye,
Udaas hain Jo dil, phir aaj unko hansaaya jaaye

Zindagi ka safar kaise katega ghamgeen ho ke,
Honton par phir se tabassum ko sajaya jaaye

Khwaabon main reh kar jeena nahin hai aasaan,
Zindagi ki haqeeqat chalo sab ko bataya jaaye

Jod Len tukde dil ke, khushq kar Len aansoo apne,
Dil pe lage zakhmon ko chalo AB miataya jaaye

Kya, Jo na mile ek manzil, hain manzilain aur bhi
Ek naye safar pe chalo qadam badhaya jaaye !!