“If I do not clear up doubt in my mind, It is like allowing a Cancer to grow.”
“The highest wisdom is kindness.”
“The highest wisdom is kindness.”
Friday, November 28, 2008
Quote / Thought for the Day - 3 ( 28-11-2008 )
“If I allow my mind to carry burdens, I will experience heaviness and become tired easily.”
“Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do, what they need is one reason why they can.”
“Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do, what they need is one reason why they can.”
Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 28-11-2008 )
“A rose can live amongst the thorns and yet never be injured by them; What about you?”
“A man carries his success or his failure with him… it does not depend on outside conditions…”
“A man carries his success or his failure with him… it does not depend on outside conditions…”
Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 28-11-2008 )
“If people make a fool of you, remember that there is great wisdom in humility and silence.”
“The great man shows his greatness by the way he treats the little man.”
“The great man shows his greatness by the way he treats the little man.”
Logistics and Organization
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
EK Software Engineer Aashiq ke Dil ka Haal....
Abhi Abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaaloo
Apne dil ke Hard Disk pe aur kitani Files daaloon
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to Hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to Batao
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai
Warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar main bikte hai
Roz Raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka Mouse Bana ke ungaliyon pe Nachate ho
Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa Intezaar
Hamaare dil ke site pe kabhi Entry to Maro yaar
Apne insult ka badalaa Dekho kaise loonga
Tere baap Ko Format kar Doonga
Aapke ke nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye
Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut Kar diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka Chalnaa Aap kia woh style
Aapki Adaaon ki To hamne save hai kar li hai File..
Apne dil ke Hard Disk pe aur kitani Files daaloon
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to Hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to Batao
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai
Warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar main bikte hai
Roz Raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka Mouse Bana ke ungaliyon pe Nachate ho
Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa Intezaar
Hamaare dil ke site pe kabhi Entry to Maro yaar
Apne insult ka badalaa Dekho kaise loonga
Tere baap Ko Format kar Doonga
Aapke ke nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye
Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut Kar diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka Chalnaa Aap kia woh style
Aapki Adaaon ki To hamne save hai kar li hai File..
Infatuation VS Love
Infatuation is the initial, instant attraction and intense desire for a person of the opposite sex.
Love is a friendship that has caught fire. It takes root, develops and grows one day at a time. The process is slow.
Infatuation lacks confidence. When he/she is away you wonder if he/she is cheating you. Sometimes you check perhaps even discreetly.
Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatened. Your beloved feels the same also and this makes both even more trustworthy.
Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions or some unclear actions about your beloved that you would not like to examine too closely. It might spoil the dream.
Love is quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by his/her presence even when he/she is away. Miles of distance do not separate you. You want him/her nearer, but near or far, you know he/she is yours and you can wait.
Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. If you are honest, you can admit it is difficult to be in one another's company, for the underlying fear that it will end in intimacy.
Love is the maturation of friendship. You are confident that you must be friends before you can be lovers.
Infatuation is usually temporary and eventually fades. It, however, might lead you to do things you will regret later, but love never will.
Love is an upper. It makes you look up. Love usually lasts longer and goes deeper than strong sexual Feelings. It makes you think up and makes you a better person.
Infatuation makes you feel anxious, nervous and jealous. You feel convinced that you can't live without the other person. You are unable to see the person for who they really are because he/she is perfect in your eyes.
Love makes you feel excited. You are willing to respect the other person's opinions and accept the good or bad qualities. You share similar values and beliefs and you see the person for who they really are.
Infatuation says, "We must get married right away! I can't risk losing you!"
Love says, "Be patient. Do not panic. Plan your future with confidence. There are rewards in waiting."
Love is a friendship that has caught fire. It takes root, develops and grows one day at a time. The process is slow.
Infatuation lacks confidence. When he/she is away you wonder if he/she is cheating you. Sometimes you check perhaps even discreetly.
Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatened. Your beloved feels the same also and this makes both even more trustworthy.
Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions or some unclear actions about your beloved that you would not like to examine too closely. It might spoil the dream.
Love is quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by his/her presence even when he/she is away. Miles of distance do not separate you. You want him/her nearer, but near or far, you know he/she is yours and you can wait.
Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. If you are honest, you can admit it is difficult to be in one another's company, for the underlying fear that it will end in intimacy.
Love is the maturation of friendship. You are confident that you must be friends before you can be lovers.
Infatuation is usually temporary and eventually fades. It, however, might lead you to do things you will regret later, but love never will.
Love is an upper. It makes you look up. Love usually lasts longer and goes deeper than strong sexual Feelings. It makes you think up and makes you a better person.
Infatuation makes you feel anxious, nervous and jealous. You feel convinced that you can't live without the other person. You are unable to see the person for who they really are because he/she is perfect in your eyes.
Love makes you feel excited. You are willing to respect the other person's opinions and accept the good or bad qualities. You share similar values and beliefs and you see the person for who they really are.
Infatuation says, "We must get married right away! I can't risk losing you!"
Love says, "Be patient. Do not panic. Plan your future with confidence. There are rewards in waiting."
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