What is knowledge ( 18+ Joke )

During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:

Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!

Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.

Khushbu ki tarah aapke...

Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaunga,
Sukun bankar dil mein utar jaunga,
Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye,
dur hokar bhi paas nazar aounga.

Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati
Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati
Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad
jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati..

Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai,
ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai.
Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me,
log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko dil samajhte hai..

Chirago se andhere door ho jate,
toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,
agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi,
to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..

Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 08-03-2009 )

“Do not allow anything to be an obstacle. See everything as a stepping stone to victory.”



“The person who is not hungry says that the coconut has a hard shell.”

Some Philosophical Lines

Our real self, the soul, is immortal. We may sleep for a little while in that change called death, but we can never be destroyed.



This body has come, and it will vanish; but the soul essence within it will never cease to exist. Nothing can terminate that eternal consciousness.



There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first. When you learn to live for others, they will live for you.



You naturally love those who are dear to you, and you must learn to give that kind of love to the whole world.



The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins?

Hugs: The Energy of an Embrace

The need to touch and be touched is established early in our lives, as we develop and grow in the omnipresent embrace of our mother’s womb. Once we are born, separated from that sanctuary of connectivity, we begin to crave the physical embrace of our parents. As we age, we become more independent. Yet during times of triumph or trouble and during those moments when we are in need of reassurance, we can’t help but long for a hug.

Because a hug requires two active participants, each individual taking part in the embrace experiences the pleasure of being embraced and the joy that comes from hugging someone. As both individuals wrap their arms around one another, their energy blends together, and they experience a tangible feeling of togetherness that lingers long after physical contact has been broken. A heart hug is when you put your left arm over someone’s shoulder and your right arm around their waist. As they do the same to you, your hearts become aligned with one another other and loving, comforting energy flows between the two of you to flood your souls with feelings of love, caring, and compassion.

A hug is a pleasurable way to share your feelings with someone who is important to you. Depending on your relationship with the other person and the kind of message you wish to send to them, a hug can communicate love, friendship, romance, congratulations, support, greeting, and any other sentiment you wish to convey. A hug communicates to others that you are there for them in a positive way. In an instant, a hug can reestablish a bond between long lost friends and comfort those in pain. The next time you hug someone, focus all of your energy into the embrace. You will create a profound connection that infuses your feelings and sentiments into a single beautiful gesture.

Terrrific quotes ( One liner )

Love is photogenic it needs darkness to develop.





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A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!





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Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children!





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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep!





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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!





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"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY", So what? Who's in a hurry?





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"Hard work never killed anybody", But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)





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"Work fascinates me", I can sit and watch it for hours!





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God made relatives, Thank God we can choose our friends.





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My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really am sorry for him!





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God is Alive! Speak to Him!, (It's cheaper after 9.30 p.m.!)





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When two's company, three's the result!





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A designer dress is like a barbed fence, It protects the premises without restricting

the view!




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Don’t panic

The right aid in a medical emergency can save precious minutes and speed up recovery. Health emergencies don't give warnings before they strike. While calling in for the ambulance and consulting your doctor are the obvious things to do, every moment before the treatment begins counts. The right aid can lessen the damage and increase chances of a speedy recovery. Here are the most common health emergencies and how you can deal with them. Heart attack Warning signs • Most heart attacks are characterised by pain at the centre of the chest. The pain can be increasingly excruciating. • There can also be pain in the neck, shoulders, back and surrounding area. • Perspiration. • Sudden weakness. • Shortness of breath. • Dryness of mouth due to fall in blood pressure. First Aid • Do not allow the person to stand up or walk. • Loosen the clothing and get them to lie down. Reassure the patient as you call medical help. Reassurance goes a long way. • Don't ignore the symptoms thinking they will go away. • Even if the pain is mild, do not to run, climb stairs or indulge in any such strenuous activity as it will cause further damage. • If the person has suffered heart attack before, he/she is likely to have medication (nitrates) handy. These are to be administered by keeping them under the tongue. Nitrates cause dilation of arteries and help relieve pain. • Do not feed the person anything except the medication. High Blood Pressure Warning signs • Severe headache • Giddiness • Restlessness • Sweating • Stiffening of body • Sudden weakness • Nose bleeds First Aid • Take deep breaths and practice meditation. • Generally, high blood pressure is triggered from a stressful situation. Move away from it as soon as possible. • Nose bleeds are the body's way of relieving in-built pressure. Put ice cold water in the nose and on the person's head to stop it. • Give the victim fruit juices (with no salt). These are high in potassium which will help bring the pressure down, albeit to a small extent. Low Blood Pressure Warning signs • Sudden weakness • Giddiness • Blurred vision • Unconsciousness • Feeling faint • Dryness of mouth and tongue. First Aid • Make the person lie down. Unconsciousness is the body's way of combating the situation. When you lie on the ground, the gravity acting on your body is comparatively less. • Do not make the person get up suddenly; the BP will plummet further. • Give the patient plain electrolyte solution or a nimbu-pani with salt. Asthma Warning signs • Rapid breathing • Difficulty in exhaling • Audible sound from the lungs when breathing • Difficulty in talking • A sweaty face First Aid • Ensure the person is immediately removed from the trigger. It can be pollens, perfume, dust etc. • Calm the person and make him/her sit comfortably. • Make them inhale steam. This moistens the wind pipe and provides relief. Do not add any menthol or balm to the waterl; it will worsen the condition. • If an inhaler is handy, assist him/her to use the same. Hypoglycaemia (Low sugar) Warning signs • Weakness • Feeling overly exhausted • Feeling irritable and angry • Sweating and palpitation (especially in case of diabetics. In non-diabetics, the symptoms often construed as mere mood swings). First Aid • Eat raw sugar, rasgullas, chocolates, or even glucose biscuits. • Refrain from alcohol and soft drinks until you get your glucose level tested as these dehydrate the body and might worsen the condition. • Follow a diet rich in Vitamin C and Vitamin E. Fits There are as many as 10 different types of fits known. The classic fits, as understood, have the following signs: • Body spasms • Jerking limbs • Rolling up of eyes • Bladder and bowel incontinence First Aid • It is important to protect the person from injury. Make him/her lie down on the flat surface, away from sharp objects. • Loosen the clothing. • Do not try to restrain the person thinking the fits will stop. The spasms will stop eventually. • Do not feed them anything — not even water — until the fits have completely subsided. The food/drink might slip into the windpipe and cause him/her to choke. • After the fits subside, feed the person glucose syrup or any high-energy liquid, as fits drain out energy.