“Thinking of evil or being afraid of evil brings evil on one’s head.”
“Enthusiasm: A little thing that makes a BIG difference.”
“Enthusiasm: A little thing that makes a BIG difference.”
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Quote / Thought for the Day - 3 ( 12-03-2009 )
“Misunderstanding can be erased by loveful, pure thoughts, and making one to understand at the appropriate time.”
“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 12-03-2009 )
“Waste work will make you heavy and tired and positive work makes you happy, light and refreshed.”
“A positive attitude is a person’s passport to a better tomorrow.”
“A positive attitude is a person’s passport to a better tomorrow.”
Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 12-03-2009 )
“Be just as enthusiastic about the success of others, as you are about your own success.”
“Making hell out of the heaven or heaven out to hell… It is all up to us.”
“Making hell out of the heaven or heaven out to hell… It is all up to us.”
I LIKE THE WAY U THINK...
A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a power line and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left.
He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back,"I like the way you think." But The answer is 2.
Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married? The teacher turned bight red and said,"The one that is sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."
He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back,"I like the way you think." But The answer is 2.
Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married? The teacher turned bight red and said,"The one that is sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."
What a mischievous Love..
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just lying there, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation. “Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called.
Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye.” She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, “Who was that?” “Oh” she replies, “That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with YOU!”
Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation. “Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called.
Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye.” She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, “Who was that?” “Oh” she replies, “That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with YOU!”
What is knowledge ( 18+ Joke )
During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:
Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.
Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.
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