The Best Policy....

Coming home from work, a woman stopped at the corner deli to buy a chicken for supper. The butcher reached into a barrel grabbed the last chicken he had, flung it on the scales behind the counter, and told the woman its weight. She thought for a moment. "I really need a bit more chicken than that," she said. "Do you have any larger ones?"

Without a word, the butcher put the chicken back into the barrel, groped around as though finding another, pulled the same chicken out, and placed it on the scales. "This chicken weighs one pound more," he announced. The woman pondered her options and then said, "Okay. I'll take them both."

Honesty is still the best policy—and we can be sure of this, our sins/lies will find us out—even if it is eventually!

Dear God, please help me to always be honest with myself with you and with others in all of my dealings. Please forgive me where I have sinned and wherever possible, help me to put right any wrongs that I have done to others ...

Thank you for hearing and answering my prayers...

Dunia ( SMS )...

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta


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Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila;
Na saathi, na humsafar mila.

Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye;
Jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.


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Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.

Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
Aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.


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Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
Jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.

Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.


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Nice Humor

1. 3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.



2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY




3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..




4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.



5. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.




6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them...

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.





7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.





8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.





9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.




10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

Zindahi Hai To....

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
____________ _Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
____________ _____Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
____________ _________ _Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
____________ _________ ___Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
____________ _________ _____Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
____________ _________ _________ Izzat hai to Ladki hai
____________ _________ _____Ladki hai to Tension hai
____________ _________ _Tension hai to Concern hai
____________ ______Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
____________ _____Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
____________ __Khawab hai to Growth hai
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye

Koun gadha ?

Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha "padhne wala gadha"

Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide...

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.


Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho ?


Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun.

Clever Girls..

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.


She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"


The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

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