Friday, January 25, 2008

Tonic for the Mind

Mind stands between two natures in life - the lower,

made ugly by the clamours of our passions, and the

upper, rendered beautiful with the harmony of peace.

The mind can reflect both sides. The more and more

the mirror of mind is turned inward it reflects the calm

serenity of the harmony of the Self and we feel joyous.

Melancholy is the language of delusion. Joy is the

music of Truth.

- Swami Chinmayananda

Deciding the days..

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.


While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."


On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."

Thursday, January 24, 2008

PHONE HOME (Jokes)

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid.", answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?"

Jane Yeh Rahe Abb Mujhe Kis Or Le Jaa Rahi Hai

Jane Yeh Rahe Abb Mujhe Kis Or Le Jaa Rahi Hai

Jisse Bade Armaano Se Chaha Vo Abb Durr Ja Rahi Hai

Kahte Hai Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Apani Chahat Ko Bhulana

Par Hamara To Kissa Hi Alag Hai, Buss Abb Ussi Ko Hai Chahana

Charo Dishao Se Ek Goonj Si Uthadi Hue Sunaai Deti Hai

Aankhe Bhatakati hai Teri Inn Raho Me Par Tu Dikhai Nahi Deti Hai

Jisse Humane Chaha Hai Who Ek Khwaab Sii Lagati Hai

Usske Raaho Ke Kaate Battor Lu, Yahi Ek Chahh Jagati Hai

Iss Raah Par Chalte Huye Apna Naa Khayaal Aata Hai

Yaat Rahata Hai To Sirf Uska Pyaar Se Muskuraana

Dil Me Ek Chah Si Jagati Hai, Or Sochte hai

Ki Kaash Unse Mulakaat Nahi Hoti

Par Baad Me Yeh Sochte Hai Ki Who Na Milte To

Hume Apne Pyar Ki Pahchaan Kaise Hoti

Par Raaho Ko Shayad Yahi Alag Hona Hi Manjoor Tha

Unse Bichhudna Hi Shayad Takdir Ko Kabool Tha

Par Hum Unhe Chahenge Jindagi Ke Har raah Har Modd Par

Unke Raste Ke Kaate Bhi Sahh Lenge Fuul Samajh Kar

Jaane Yeh Rahhe Mujhe Kiss Or Le Jaa Rahi Hai….

M I YOUR FRIEND?

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to think before you speak to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to say sorry for everything
that you don't do!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to ask me for favours!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think i would not be curious to
know your new philosophy of life!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you go by what i say and do not understand
what i don't say!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that listening to your dreams
would put me to sleep!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that seeing you in pain, would
not bring a tear to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think I do not remember the first time
we met!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't see the thousand ways I try to
make you happy!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't realise how your smile brightens
up my day!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you would rather keep quiet when you really
wanna talk!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you hesitate to ask me to stay back when
you think we should be together!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you take too much time to tell me what i
mean to you!

There are no words....

There are no words.
no way to show you how I feel
That's like asking why is a flower so beautiful
Why is the sky blue
Why is the ocean wide?
There are no answers, that's just the way life goes

Every time I close my eyes
I see your face and I wonder.
When you close your eyes
Do you think about me?
Do you feel the way I do?

My love for you has grown thru the days
I have so much to say and no way to express it
I'm a star with no light
A day with no night
If I don't have you in my life what would I do


I'd walk halfway around the world
For just one kiss from you
As long as your love's there to lead me
I won't lose my way
Even through the darkest night
I'll love you always and forever
Just give me a chance and I'll prove it to the world
Just how much I love you...




"The greatest thing you will ever learn is
To love and to be loved in return"

Life...Enjoy...

When you are in light,
Everything will follow you......

But when you enter into dark,
Even your shadow will not follow you......

This is LIFE!!!
Enjoy!!!


"Happiness is not something you find,
it's something you create..."