Friday, July 11, 2008

Politeness...

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

" I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner ."

The teacher fainted... ............ ........ .

Opinions - Watches..




"Opinions are like hand watches.
Everyone's watch shows different time from others.
But,
Everyone believes that their time is correct."

Thursday, July 10, 2008

- Quote / Thought For The Day -

“If I enjoy praise, it means I can be easily hurt by defamation.”



“Our aspirations are our possibilities.”

Muskurane Se Bhi Hota Hai Bayan Ghame Dil..

Muskurane Se Bhi Hota Hai Bayan Ghame Dil
Mujhe Rone Ki Bhi Adat Ho Yeh Zaroori To Nahi..

Kitabon Say Daleel Doon Ya Dil Ko Samney Rakhun
Woh Mujh Say Pooch Baithay Hain Mohabat Kis Ko Kehtay Hain


Gham Agar Aye Kabhi To Mujhe Karib Samajhna.
Hazaro Apno Mein Mujhe Bhi Thoda Aziz Samajhna.
De Sakun Muskan Tere Ansuon Ke Badle.
Apni Zindagi Mein Itna To Sharik Samajhna!

Kamzor Hain Woh Jo Chahte Hain Apne Mohabbat Ko Bhulana,
Naaz Kar Apne Mohabbat Par, Apne Dil Ko Na Rulana.

Bas Ab Dua Hai Ki Kisi Aur K Saath Aisa Na Ho
Kabhi Kisi Ke Liye Kisi Ka Dil Bekaraar Na Ho

Muj Sa Jahan Main Koi Nadan Bhi Na Ho
Kar K Jo Ishq Kahta Hai Nuqsan Bhi Na Ho

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

A Scorpion Moment - A Story with Moral

There was this Sadhu who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again.

Another man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him.

But the Sadhu said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?"

Do not give up loving.
Do not give up your goodness.
Even if people around you sting.

- Quote / Thought For The Day -

"We are limited in the amount of help we can give to others. It is far better to help a soul come closer to God-than all help received."



"A goal to be the best is more important than a goal to be the biggest."

- Quote / Thought For The Day -

"The wealth of a rich man can be stolen or burnt, but the happiness and wisdom of the wise remain."



"Wisdom gives: A long, good life, riches, honors, pleasure, peace."