Care for..

Care for the One, who shares with you….
Share with the One, who knows you…
Know the One, who misses you…

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOM...

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.


Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates". About a week later, Sunita came. She said to Kumar ,saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. I don't believe she took it, do you?"
Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar..



Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...

Love,

Mom.



Lesson of the day:

Don't Lie to Your Mother........

Karan johar ka kamal..

Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

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Karan johar ka kamal

Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other's wife.

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Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay…
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

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Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?

Nurse: Kya karo gay?

Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya hoon.

Dard( Shayari)..

Khule pade hain meri zindagi ke sare warq
Na jane kab koi aandhi uda ke le jaaye

Kisi ka dard kahan tak main apne pass rakhoon
Ye jis ka hai woh nishani bata ke le jaye.........!!!

Tonic for the Mind - 34

Sincere devotion and love for the Guru and Lord invokes the grace to achieve and lead a fulfilling life. Love directed towards the greater, higher and nobler, brings out the best in a person. Expand in your love to feel equally for everyone's suffering; be joyous in everybody's joy. Love is natural in each one of us. It does not have to be created, it has to be just discovered and once it is discovered, it is so great and vast, that it embraces the entire humanity.

- Swami Chinmayananda

Tonic for the Mind - 33

Vedanta roars declaring its living experiences- ''Seek Oh Man, what you want where it can be had. Infinite peace and eternal joy is thy very essential nature. Adjust your inward life and tickle out of it the music of perfection which you are trying to knock out of the rocky earth".

- Swami Chinmayananda

FUN : Shaadi ( Shyari)

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume neend se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.
gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chhai thi,
saans bhi lete the to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.


5 saal baad........

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko
school chhodte hue jana..............
ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi chaarpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chhai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge..