Saturday, September 6, 2008

Kyon Chalti Hai Pawan..........(JOKE)

kyon chalti hai pawan
-- because of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan
-- because of earth's revolution

kyon machalta hai mann
-- because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum
--but i just gave all the reasons !!!!

kyon aati hai bahar
--because of change in season

kyon lutata hai kaarar
--becuase of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar
--because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum
--like i said these are all science phenomena

kyon gum hai har disha
--because u have lost the sense of direction

kyon hota hai nasha
--because of drug addiction

kyon aata hai maaza
--but science gives all the information

Har taraf gairahi hai...

Har taraf gairahi hai,

Kinaara nazar nahi aata.

Vaada toh kar lete hai bahot mohabbat karlene ke baad,

Par jab musibat pade, toh koi saath nibhaane nahi aata.

Don't Ever Give Up..

Don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Rain becomes more enjoyable if it follows a sunny day
Food become more relishing if for days Hungary you stay

So, don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Gold becomes beautiful ornament by molding and heating
Marble becomes beautiful status by carving and beating

So, don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup

Pebble becomes smooth by constant rolling
Pencil becomes usable by sharpening

So, don't ever give up
Failure and Success is in everyone's cup....

Friday, September 5, 2008

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

What is 'Governance System' ?

As a daily habit Pintu was reading newspaper. Suddenly he asked his father, " Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance System' ? "

" Its Like...", father said while thinking, " See! I earn and bring money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation', understand?".

That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matrices so he was crying. Pintu went to woke-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu went to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he came back with frustration.

Next morning father asked Pintu, " Hey Pintu Darling! You understood the 'Governance System'? ".

Pintu replied, " Yeah Dad, I understood! When money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"