Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Awesome one liners........( eNGLISH)

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Indian Teachers and Professors: Hail them for these sentences!!!

A class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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Once a hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."....lol...

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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Teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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"Half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"......

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED,

" IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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A chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code..

"i understand. u understand.computer how understand??

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