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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.

Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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Maa: beti tum sari raat kahan thi?
Beti: main sari raat apne boy friend k saath thi.

Maa: to kar aayi apna mouh kala.
Beti: to kiya hua fair & lovely hai na.

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Poltry farm owner NE tamam murghion se kaha : "gar tum sab NE raat ko 2,2 anday na diye to main tum ko Dana nahi donga:"

Agli subha us NE dekha sab NE 2 anday diye hue tahe lekin ek NE 1 anda diya.

Owner: "tum NE 1 kyon diya?

Jawab mila: "janab ye bhi aap k daar se diya hai warna main to murga hoon."

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Sardar weeping. Friend asked ki Hoya?

Sardar: bapu mer gaya.

After 5 mints sardar again crying.

Friend asked: Hun ki Hoya?

Sardar said: meri behan DA baapu v mer gia