BRAVERY....(HUMOR)

Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEK is Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

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Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

To: My loving wife(JOKE)..

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,

somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,

expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My loving wife
Subject: I've just reached
Date: 13th oct 2006

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;


MORAL OF STORY - be careful while sending mails if not mishaps like these happen ..

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Ek Ehsaas...

Hassi ne labon pe thirakna chod diya hai,
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chod diya hai,
Nahi aati ab to hichkiyaan bhi,
Shayad Aap ne bhi yaad karna chod diya hai

Hum ne bhi chaha har manzil karib ho,
Har waqt aap ka saath naseeb ho,
Par wahan khuda bhi kya kare,
Jahan insaan khud badnasib ho...

Ho sakta hai ki hum saath reh na paaye,
Ek dusre se kuch keh na paaye,
Itni nazdkiyaan na badayiye hum se,
Ki hum duriyon ko seh na paaye.

Waqt ki aanch me patthar bhi pighal jaate hai,
Khushi ke lamhe gum me badal jaate hai,
Kaun karta hai yaad kissi ko yaara,
Waqt ke saath saath khayalaat bhi badal jaate hai.

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda...
Apni To Her Baat Juda..
Tumse Bichar Ker Aisa Laga
Jaise Dua Mai Haath Juda
Sab tho Aate Rahte Hai..
Tum Aao tho Baat Juda...

A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY...........

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it, God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room. Since all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek.

"Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek "Madness", all the other qualities agreed. So "Madness" leaned against a tree and started to count:
One, two, three..." As "Madness" counted, the qualities went hiding. "Treason" hid in a pile of garbage.. "Lie " said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake. And Madness continued to count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..." By this time, all the qualities were already hidden-except "Love ".

For stupid as "Love " is, he could not decide where to hide.

And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide "Love".

"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when "Madness" got to one hundred..... ...."Love" jumped into a rose bush where he hid.

And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!" As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found, because "Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness" searched madly and found "Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all - except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.

Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness ": "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush."

"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes.

Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had happened. He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since "Love" has become blind because of u... ..u shall always be with him"

And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.!

Ye Pyaar ( Joke)..

Ye Pyaar
Ye pyar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.

Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.

Bhai se ho to - DHARM.

Behn se ho to - FARZ.

Aur Biwi se ho to

.

.

Sonu

Monu

Chhotu

Pappu...



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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?

Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.


Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?

Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.



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The things we see..

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

" See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son."This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married Anup whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth"


The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth,last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."


The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

Trusting in God...

Trusting in God won't make the mountain smaller,
But will make climbing easier.
Do not ask God for a lighter load

But ask Him for a stronger back...

Poetry..

KUDRAT KE KARISHMON MAY AGER RAAT NA HOTI
TU KHUWABON MAY AP SAY MULAKAT NA HOTI
HAR MARZ KE WAJA YA DIL HE TO HA
YA DIL NA HOTA TU KOI BAT NA HOTI.

PARAKHNA MAT PARAKHNAY MAY KOI APNA NAI RAHTA
DEAAR TAQ AADMI MAY HUSN APNA NAI RAHTA
BADE LOGON SAY MILNAY MAY ZARA FASLA RAKHNA
JAHAN DARIYA SUMANDER SAY MILA DARIYA NAI RAHTA

Ya Rab! Gham e hijraa(n) main itna to kiya hota
Jo haath jigar pay hai woh dast e dua hota
Ik ishq ka gham aafat aur us pay yeh dil aafat
Ya Gham na diya hota ya dil na diya hota

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah..