BRAVERY....(HUMOR)

Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEK is Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

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Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!