Funny

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai


Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.



Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'



Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upaaye bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?