Doctor --- JUST FOR LAUGH

A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him 'Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients ?'

'Yes, sir......' answers Kapal.

The doctor returns the next day and asks: 'So Kapal, how did it go ?'

Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL.'

'Nice one Kapal, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir' says Kapal.

' Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, it was almost 5 pm . I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself, taking off her Every thing, and lied down on the table and shouted :





HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! '






' . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?' the doctor gets very curious. ' Not Panadol, but an injection I believe.'
No sir......' answers Kapal. ' I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs !




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When I Think of You..

When I think of you
I think of love.
It's a good feeling
from Heaven up above.

I wish you could stay,
but I know you have to go,
and please still remember
that I love you so.

Is this a dream?
Oh, how I wish it could be.
Now every single day
I'll imagine you're here with me.

Each and every day
when you're not here,
I'll be staring at the door,
praying to God that you appear.

If you love me,
please keep me in your heart,
and, as time passes on,
we'll never grow apart.

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise

Tum Bin Kya Hai Jeena
Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise, Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Si Lambi Hai Raaten, Sadiyon Se Lambe Huye Din
Aaa Jao Laut Kar Tum Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai

Phir Shaame Tanhaye Jaagi, Phir Yaad Tum Aa Rahe Ho
Phir Jaan Nikal Ne Lagi Hai, Phir Mujhko Tadpa Rahe Ho
Is Dil Mein Yaadon Ke Mele Hai
Tum Bin Bahut Hum Akele Hai
Aaa Jao Laut Kar Tum Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai


Kya Kya Na Soocha Tha Maine
Kya Kya Na Sapne Sajaye
Kya Kya Na Chaaha Tha Dil Ne
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye

Is Dil Se Toofan Guzarte Hai
Tum Bin To Jeete Na Marte Hai
Aaa Jao Laut Kar Tum Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Si Lambi Hai Raaten Sadiyon Se Lambe Huv Din
Aaa Jao Laut Kar Tum Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai

~~~ Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai.. ~~~

1.Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
koi mil jaata hai, Aur koi bichhar jaata hai.
jise mangte hai hum apni duao main,
wo kisi aur ko bina maange mil jaata hai.

2.waqt dar waqt ek ehsas rakhna,
lamha har lamha yeh aaqs rakhna.
Bhula na sakenge hum bhi aapko lekin
aap bhi hamari yaade apne pass rakhna.

3.Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,
thode se jakham ko nasoor kar deta hai.
koun chahta hai apno se door hona,
par waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai.

4.Zindgi ek raat hai,
jisme naq jaane kitne khwaqb hai.
Jo mil gaye wo apne hai,
jo toot gaye wo sapne hai.

5.Mujhe apni zindgi se hatane chalo ho,
ek satye hue ko satane chale ho.
Aye mere dost kitne nadan ho tum,
jo khud hi apne haatho ki lakire mitane chale ho.

6.Na jeene ki khusi na marne ka gum,
Gum hai bus unse na milne ka gum.
jeete hai isliye ki wo kabhi hume apnayenge,
aur marte nahi isliye k wo tanha rah jayenge.

Nazar Ko Badlo..

Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai...

Think... ( Humor)

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one)

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

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Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Lunch and Dinner.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

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ONE EXTRA SHOT

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

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Dil Mein Jo Aaya Woh Likh Diya...

Dil Mein Jo Aaya Woh Likh Diya
Kabhi Milan Kabhi Judai Likh Diya

Pehli Baar Mile The Yahan Hum
Un Raahon Ka Naam Manzil Likh Diya

Kiya Tune Tar Tar Mera Daman
Ja Maine Bhi Tujhe Bewafa Likh Diya

Ishq Ka Janoon Thaa Ya Deewanapan
Jo Apni Saanso Ko Tere Naam Likh Diya

Teri Judai Hai Ab Mukaddar Mera
Is Zindagi Ka Naam Intzaar Likh Diya

Dard-E-Mohabbat Ke Siva Shayari Hai Kya
Ja Tera Naam Hamne Gazal Likh Diya

Dafan Ho Gayi Har Aarzoo Seene Mein
Maine Ne Jabse Tujhe Sanam Likh Diya..

Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 18-10-2008 )

“The weak and idle mind cannot create powerful thoughts.”



“Obstacles will look large or small to you according to whether you are large of small.”

Quote / Thought for the Day - 3 ( 17-10-2008 )

"To be blind does not mean to be in darkness."



"Nothing is Impossible to a willing heart."

Haathon ki yeh lakeerain kyun aksar badal jaati hain !!

Raaste badal jaate hain, manzilain badal jaati hain,
Kyun nahin badalte dil Jo taqdeerain badal jaati hain

Dil wohi rehta hai, yaadon ki anginat karchaiyaan Le ke,
Aankhon ki nami chupa kar, nazrain badal jaati hain

Rooh rehti hai har lamha ashkbaar, lab hanste hain,
Bahar aur andar ki kis tarah fizaain badal jaati hain

Koi hota hai rafta rafta zindagi se door, bohot door
Haathon ki yeh lakeerain kyun aksar badal jaati hain !!

Ek naye safar pe chalo..

Rooth gaye hain Jo saathi, un ko manaya jaaye,
Udaas hain Jo dil, phir aaj unko hansaaya jaaye

Zindagi ka safar kaise katega ghamgeen ho ke,
Honton par phir se tabassum ko sajaya jaaye

Khwaabon main reh kar jeena nahin hai aasaan,
Zindagi ki haqeeqat chalo sab ko bataya jaaye

Jod Len tukde dil ke, khushq kar Len aansoo apne,
Dil pe lage zakhmon ko chalo AB miataya jaaye

Kya, Jo na mile ek manzil, hain manzilain aur bhi
Ek naye safar pe chalo qadam badhaya jaaye !!

KISMAT..

Kar na sake hum pyaar ka sauda keemat hi kuch aisi thi
Jeeti baazi haar gaye hum kismat hi kuch aisi thi........

Koi na samjhe koi na jaane kaisi yeh majbbori thi
Paas the ek dooje ke kitne phir bhi kitni doori thi

Aankhon main aansu ke hain qatre hoton pe khamoshi hai
Hans na sake hum ro na sake hum halat hi kuch aisi thi

Kar na sake hum pyaar ka sauda keemat hi kuch aisi thi
Jeeti baazi haar gaye hum kismat hi kuch aisi thi.......

Ek taraf hai pyaar ka daaman ek taraf hai farz mera
Soch rahi hoon kaise mitaoon aye zindegaani qarz tera

Dekho zara kis morr pe laaye yeh zalim halaat humein
Hum ko mili na tum ki mili woh chahat hi kuch aisi thi

Kar na sake hum pyaar ka sauda keemat hi kuch aisi thi
Jeeti baazi haar gaye hum kismat hi kuch aisi thi.......

Questions Of Life

How many steps will it take to walk a mile?
How many seconds will it take to wait a while?
How many battles do we need for us to win?
How many Gods do we need to forgive our sins?

How many times must a man betray his faith?
How many times can a man control his hate?
When do we say that justice isn't fair??
How can we endure the burden that we bear?

Where is the youth who will dare?
Where can we find the people who really care?
Where can we find the road to success?
Is it in the north, south, east, or west?

Where can I find true love?
That God had gave from above?
How many struggles do we need to make it through?
When do we say that a statement is false or true?

How can I forgive others?
When they killed my peers?
Can you give help to those people in need?
After they have dropped you and you bleed?

Who are the people you can trust?
In this world, to fight is a must.
The world will continue to evolve,
Until those questions have been solved.

900 Jokes For You..

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & a economist in Bed.

Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: U men r all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about u.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Lalu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Banta: Give me a bag full of money, job and a vehicle full of girls
God: So it be, my son and made him a bus conductor of ladies special bus!


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Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 17-10-2008 )

“Pure love is the basis of eternal relationships.”



“Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.”

Some Important Lines...

"A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and wish you hadn't"

"May you have love that never ends, lots of money and lots of friends. Health be yours, whatever you do and may God send many blessings to you."

"If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of potential -- for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints; possibility never."

"Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish; but wish the things which happen to be as they are, and you will have a tranquil flow of life"

"Life affords no higher pleasure than that of surmounting difficulties, passing from one step of success to another, forming new wishes and seeing them gratified."

"Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be."

"When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed."

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

"When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having an adventure you wish you were safe at home"

"I wish I could fall in love, though it only leads to trouble, oh I know it does. Still I'd fool myself and gladly just to feel I was in love, in love. I wish I could feel my heartbeat rise, and gaze into some gentle, warm, excited eyes, and give myse"

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

Lord Krishna & hum ( Shayari Humor)

Krishna kare to raslila,
Hum kare to character dheela,
Krishna mein dikhte vishnu aur brahma,
Hum mein jag ka sabse nikamma;

Krishna gopiyon ke vastra churate,
Hum to kewal door se takte,
fir bhi Krishna ke bhajan tum gate,
aur humko tane aate-jate;

Krishna ki hajaro gopiya,
hum to chahe ek hi sita,
fir bhi Krishna ki padhte tum gita,
aur humko kahte to naspita;

Krishna ne Radha se ki bewfai,
fir bhi kaha na unko harzai,
humne kabhi na chhoda tumhara dupatta,
fir bhi kahti ho ullu ka paththa.

Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 17-10-2008 )

“One way to guard against the feelings to hate is to give regard.”



“For the resolute and determined, there is time and opportunity.”

Quote / Thought for the Day - 4 ( 16-10-2008 )

“You cannot make a fool of the one who keeps cool.”



“All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.”

Quote / Thought for the Day - 3 ( 16-10-2008 )

“The more you give benefit to others, the more you do good to yourself. Be good to yourself daily.”



“The most important thing about goals is having one.”

Tujhe Bhool Jaane Ki Koshishen

Kahin Chaand Raahon Mein Kho Gayaa Kahin Chaandani Bhi Bhatak Gayi
Main Chiraag Hu Wo Bhi Bujhaa Huaa Meri Raat Kaise Chamak Gayi

Meri Daastaan Kaa Wajood Thaa Teri Narm Palakon Ki Chhaav Mein
Mere Saath Thaa Tujhe Jaaganaa Teri Aankh Kaise Jhapak Gayi

Kabhi Ham Mile To Bhi Kyaa Mile Wahi Duriyaan Wahi Faasale
Na Kabhi Hamaare Qadam Badhe Na Kabhi Tumhaarii Jhijhak Gayi

Tujhe Bhool Jaane Ki Koshishen Kabhi Qaamayaab Na Ho Saki
Teri Yaad Shaakh-E-Gulaab Hai Jo Hawaa Chalii To Lachak Gayi

Tere Haath Se Mere Honth Tak Wahi Intezar Ki Pyaas Hai
Mere Naam Ki Jo Sharaab Thi,Kahin Raaste Me Chalak Gayi.

Tujhe bhulkar bhi na bhool payenge hum..

Tujhe bhulkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,
Bas yehi ek wada nibha payenge hum,
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

Bahut tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyana banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki.
Usi ka karz hai, jo aaj hai aankhon mein aansoo,
Saza mili hai humein muskurane ki !...........

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai...
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai'
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai...

kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko
to aapki hi yaado se shuruat hui.........

Boss and Juniors

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

Moral :- Let The Boss to Talk First.

Toota Huwa Shesha Phir Joda Nahi Jata..

!! Toota huwa shesha phir joda nahi jata !!
!! Aankh say nikla huwa ansoo phir wapas nahi aata !!

!! Tum tu keh ker bhool chukay ho sab kuch !!
!! Lekin mujhsay wo pal bhoolaya nahi jata !!

!! Teri mohobbat ne zanjeerey dali hain eshi !!
!! Ke chhudana bhi chahoon to chhudaya nahi jata !!

!! Mehfil main bhi mujh ko tanhai nazar ati hai !!
!! Tere bin ye dil kahi or lagaya nahi jata !!

!! Mere dil ki deewaroo par sirf tera he nam likha hai !!
!! Mitana bhi chahoon to mitaya nahi jata !!

Zindagi mein baatein bahut kar liye

Zindagi mein baatein bahut kar liye
Sun liye hai zawab bhi...kabhi Dosto se, Kabhi Dushmano se,
Lavso ke is bhir mein ghutan si hoti hai ab to....
Mujhe sannata chahiye...
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye.....
Baaton ki tanashahi bardasht karne ki taaqat na rahi........
Viraane mein sar chupane ki jagah chahiye..... ....
Alfaazon ki koi matlab hi nahi milta....... .
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye.....
Rahegi tamannaye, tamannaye to rahti hai.......
Par halaat yeh hai ki ab saare Hosh'o'Hawas kho chuke....... .
Is Bedardi ko kab tak jhel sakti hai yeh Dil-o-Dimaag. .....
Armaano se tang aa chuke hai hum bhi......
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye.....
Musquraahaton se roshan hoti rahegi yeh Duniya...... ..
Mujhe roshniyon se dar lagne laga hai......
Mujhe Andhera Chahiye..
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye.....

Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 16-10-2008 )

Be a busy person. People who are active are often much more at peace with themselves than those who are inactive and inert.

Words Of Wisdom In The Form Of Quotes

"Life's most urgent question is: what are you doing for others?"

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"Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying."

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"Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you're alive, it isn't."

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"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."

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"Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again."

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SCIENTIFIC MEANING OF GAYATRI MANTRA

Gayatri Mantra is supposed to provide immense energy. Women were not supposed to enchant this since they were already considered an epitome of energy. But in Kaliyug soul has no gender and hence women can enchant this mantra. To Listen / download the audio for Gayatri Mantra "Click Here".


Gayatri mantra has been bestowed the greatest importance in Vedic dharma. This mantra has also been termed as Savitri and Veda-Mata, the mother of the Vedas.

The literal meaning of the mantra is:

God! You are Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Almighty.
You are all Light. You are all Knowledge and Bliss.
You are Destroyer of fear; You are Creator of this Universe,
You are the Greatest of all. We bow and meditate upon your light.
You guide our intellect in the right direction.

The mantra, however, has a great scientific import too, which somehow got lost in the literary tradition. The modern astrophysics and astronomy tell us that our Galaxy called Milky Way or Akash-Ganga contains approximately 100,000 million of stars. Each star is like our sun having its own planet system. We know that the moon moves round the earth and the earth moves round the sun along with the moon. All planets round the sun.

Each of the above bodies revolves round at its own axis as well. Our sun along with its family takes one round of the galactic centre in 22.5 crore years. All galaxies including ours are moving away at a terrific velocity of 20,000 miles per second. And now the alternative scientific meaning of the mantra step-by-step:

Om bhur bhuvah swah:

OM(Aum):-
Aum is the mystic name for the Hindu Trimurti, and represents the union of the three gods, viz. a for Brahma, u for Vishnu and m for Mahadev which is another name of Shiva. The three sounds also symbolize the three Vedas (Rigveda, Samaveda, Yajurveda). According to Hindu philosophy(see Mandukya Upanishad), the letter A represents creation, when all existence issued forth from Brahma's golden nucleus; the letter U refers to Vishnu the god of the middle who preserves this world by balancing Brahma on a lotus above himself, and the letter M symbolizes the final part of the cycle of existence, when Vishnu falls asleep and Shiva has to breathe in so that all existing things have to disintegrate and are reduced to their essence to him. More broadly, Aum is said to be the primordial sound that was present at the creation of the universe. It is said to be the original sound that contains all other sounds, all words, all languages and all mantras.

Bhur the earth, Bhuvah the planets (solar family), Swah the Galaxy. We observe that when an ordinary fan with a speed of 900 RPM (rotations Per minute) moves, it makes noise. Then, one can imagine, what great noise would be created when the galaxies move with a speed of 20,000 miles per second.
This is what this portion of the mantra explains that the sound produced due to the fast-moving earth, planets and galaxies is Om. The sound was heard during meditation by Rishi Vishvamitra, who mentioned it too their colleagues. All of them, then unanimously decided to call this sound Om the name of God, because this sound is available in all the three periods of time, hence it is set (permanent). Therefore, it was the first ever-revolutionary idea to identify formless God with a specific title (form) called upadhi. Until that time, everybody recognized God as formless and nobody was prepared to accept this new idea. In the Gita also, it is said, "Omiti ekaksharam Brahma", meaning that the name of the Supreme is Om, which contains only one syllable (8/12). This sound Om heard during samadhi was called by all the seers nada-Brahma a very great noise), but not a noise that is normally beyond a specific amplitude and limits of decibels suited to human hearing. Hence the rishis called this sound Udgith musical sound of the above, i.e., heaven. They also noticed that the infinite mass of galaxies moving with a velocity of 20,000 miles/second was generating a kinetic energy= 1/2MV2 (Newton's second law) and this was balancing the total energy consumption of the cosmos. Hence they named it Pranavah, which means the body (vapu) or storehouse of energy (prana).

Tat savitur varenyam:
Tat that (God), savitur the sun (star), varenyam worthy of bowing or respect. Once the form of a person along with the name is known to us, we may locate the specific person. Hence the two titles (upadhi) provide the solid ground to identify the formless God, Vishvamitra suggested. He told us that we could know (realize) the unknowable formless God through the known factors, viz., sound Om and light of suns (stars).
A mathematician can solve an equation x2+y2=4; if x=2; then y can be known and so on. An engineer can measure the width of a river even by standing at the riverbank just by drawing a triangle. So was the scientific method suggested by Vishvamitra in the mantra in the next portion as under.

Bhargo devasya dheemahi:
Bhargo the light, devasya of the deity, dheemahi we should meditate. The Rishi instructs us to meditate upon the available form (light of suns) to discover the formless Creator (God). Also he wants us to do Japam of the word Om (this is understood in the Mantra) . This is how the sage wants us to proceed, but there is a great problem to realize it, as the human mind is so shaky and restless that without the grace of the Supreme (Brahma) it cannot be controlled. Hence Vishvamitra suggests the way to pray Him as under.

Dhiyo yo nah prachodayat:
Dhiyo (intellect), yo (who), nah (we all), prachodayat (guide to right Direction). O God! Deploy our intellect on the right path.

Full scientific interpretation of the Mantra:
The earth (bhur), the planets (bhuvah), and the galaxies (swah) are moving at a very great velocity, the sound produced is Om, (the name of formless God.) That God (tat), who manifests Himself in the form of light of suns (savitur) is worthy of bowing / respect (varenyam). We all, therefore, should meditate (dheemahi) upon the light (bhargo) of that deity (devasya) and also do chanting of Om. May He (yo) guide in right direction (prachodayat) our (nah) intellect dhiyo.

Aansu Aa Jate Hai Ankho Me...

Aansu Aa Jate Hai Ankho Me Rone Se Pehle,
Har Khwab Toot Jata Hai Sone Se Pehle.
Ishq Hai Gunah Ye To Samaz Gaye,
Kash Koi Rok Leta Hone Se Pehle.

Udas Nazro Me Khwab Milenge,
Kahi Kante To Kahi Fool Milenge.
Mere Dil Ki Kitab Ko Apni Nazar Se Padh Ke Dekho,
Kahi Aapki Yad To Kahi Aap Milenge.

Gam Ne Hasne Na Diya Zamane Ne Rone Na Diya,
Is Uljjan Ne Chain Se Jine Na Diya.
Thak Ke Jab Sitaro Se Panah Li,
Neend Ayi To Teri Yado Ne Sone Na Diya.

Jiski Aarzoo Thi Woh Dilbar Na Milla,
Barso Jiska Intajar Kiya Woh Pal Na Milla.
Ajib Khel Hai Ye Muhobbat Ka,
Kisiko Hum Na Mile To Koi Humko Na Milla.

Bikhra Ashqo Ke Moti Piro Na Sake,
Tumhari Yad Me Sari Rat So Ne Sake.
Bhig Na Jaye Aankho Me Basi Tumhari Tasvir,
Ye Sochakar Ek Pal Bhi Ro Na Sake.

Takdir Unki Jo Hume Aazmaye Baithi Hai,
Aaye Hai Mehfil Me Magar Dur Jakar Baithe Hai.
Nazro Se Mile Nazar To Bat Ho,
Afshosh Ki Woh Nazre Jukaye Baithe Hai.

Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 16-10-2008 )

“When you agree with people who gossip, you will be the next one they slander.”



“If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.”

~~Lies~~

Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep.



Those who promise us paradise on earth never produced anything but a hell.

Quote / Thought for the Day 16-10-2008

“If you bang your head against the wall when problems come, your brain will get messed up.”



“Knowledge is not enough, unless it leads you to understanding and, in turn, to wisdom.”

Cool SMS..

>KNOWING YOURSELF
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

> WHO YOU TRUST
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

>GRATEFUL
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

> WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

>THE WORLD
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

>FIRST SIGHT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

> VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

> STILL LOVING U
i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

> NEWSPAPER
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

> NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

> YOUR FUTURE
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

> UNTIL IT'S GONE
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

> NEEDS
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

> HUGGING YOU
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

> CHARACTER VS REPUTAION
Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

> 1 HEARTBEAT
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

> GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

> LOVE IS SO CONFUSING
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

> IT'S OVER
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

> IDIOT
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

> REALITY
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

> FORGET ME NOT
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

> LIVE YOUR LIFE
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

> MAKE THE BEST OF IT
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

> LIFETIME GUARANTEE
I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!

> COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

> TEARS
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

> SEAT BELT
A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

> DESSERTS
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

> MEMORIES
Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.

> DON'T BE SAD
If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

> SHINING STAR
You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

> SHE..
She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.

> I FELL FOR YOU
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

> RUNNING
aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

> 911
Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

> FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

> WHY IS HE NOT MINE...
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

> DON'T WANT TO LOST YOU
If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!

> CAN'T LET U GO
Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

> NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

> ANGEL FRIENDS
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

> I FOUND U
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

> NEVER END
If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

> IT HURTS
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

> SMILE
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

> FORGET YOU
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

> IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

> MY HEART BREAKS
I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

> A MILLION
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

> SWEETEST THING
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

> FALL IN LOVE
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

> CRYING FOR
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

> CRAZY FOR YOU
I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

> NOT TO FADE
Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

> YOU ARE THE ONE
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.

> SLEEP FOREVER
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.

> LOVE IS TO THINK
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

> IN LOVE WITH YOU
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

> SOMEONE ELSE
The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

> MASTERPIECE
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

> OUT OF MY CONTROL
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

> MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

> HEART TO CIRCLE
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

Funny SMS..

• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

• Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

• Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

• Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

• Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

• Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.

• A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

• Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

• Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

• Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!

• Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

• Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

• Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

• A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

• Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain.

• Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.

Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

• Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

• Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A: A Moti-vaiting.

• Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

• Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.

• Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.

• Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

• Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

• Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

• Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

• Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

• Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

• I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

• Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS

SMS COLLECTION - 2

11) Log kehte hain jise hum chahte hain wo chand ka tukda hai,Per hum kehte hai ki hum jise chahte hai chand uska tukda hai.


12) Rasm e ulfat sikha gaya koi Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi Taa qayamat kisi tarah na bujhe Aag aisi laga gaya koi


13) Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi, meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai, dil liya aur khel kar tod diya, hamari jaan gai unki adaa ban gai.


14) Ek adaa apki dil churani ki,ek adaa apki dil mein bas jane ki ek chehra apka chand ke jaisa,ek zid hamarie chand ko pane ki...


15) mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,mai jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho wo bichade to ansoon to niklte hai.


16) Maussam bada behal hai sur hai na tall hai msg box bhi kangaal hai,kya aapki msg factory mein bhi hadtaal hai?


17) Dil pe churi chala de kisi bhi tara ji longa na koi shikayat leke lav pe is dil ne chaha tujhe ye beshak hai dekha na tujhe to kya huya pyar dekhai se nahi hota


18) kisi ki chahat pe jinda rehne wale hum na the,kisi pe mar mitne wale hum na the aadat si pad gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na the.


19) Jab kabhi tera naam lete hai Dil se hum inteqam lete hai Meri barbadiyo ke afsane Mere yaro ke naam lete hai Bas yehi ek jurm hai apna Hum muhabat se kaam lete hai.


20) Raah asaan ho gayi hogi Jaan pehchaan ho gayi hogi Phir palat kar nigah nahi aayi Tujhpe qurbaan ho gayi hogi Teri zulfo ko chedti thi hawa Khud pareshan ho gay

SMS COLLECTION - 1

1) Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko, khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!


2) Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota..


3) Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do,maa ne kaha paro chod do ,paro ne kaha sharab chod do,par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do


4) Aansuon Me na dhoondna hamein,Dil me hum bas jaayenge! Tamanna ho agar milne ki, to band aankhon me nazar aayenge!!


5) Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega, Nikla hai chand to dikai dega,ae dost dosti ki hai hmne aapse, Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..


6) Kisne kaha judai hogi,Kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi..Bade shaan se rahenge hum aap k dil me, Itne dino me kuch to jagah banai hogi..!


7) Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...
kya aap penalty bharte hai...
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai...
To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai?... La la la la la


8) Hasraton ki nigahon pe sakth pehra hai.Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai. Teri chahat ki kasam ae dost, apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gehra hai...


9) Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!


10) Hasna jindagi hai, has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai

Satan & A Old Man

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'

I stand alone in the rain..

I stand alone in the rain
So no one can see me cry
Love hurts is all i say
As the one i thought
was my real love said goodbye
My heart aches inside
but i cover it up so no one sees
That i am still in love
With the one that hurt me
Seeing u love another person
makes me so sad and blue
SO when its rains I cry…
Tears fall down my cheeks
Because of you
With no one by my side
and with no one to care for me
The rain falls
Knowing that you rather love him than me...

Quote of The Day ( 15-Oct-2008)