Chankyo Quotes..

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"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and
Honest people are screwed first."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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" Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no
Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"Whore s don't live in company of poor men, citizens never support a weak company and birds don't build nests on a tree that doesn't bear fruits."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next
five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )

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"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected
everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC )


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Mohabbat Thehar jaati hai...

Hum Aksar yeh samajte hai, Jise hum pyaar karte hai,
Use hum bhool baithe hai, Magar aisa nahi hota !!

Mohabbat daime! such hai, Mohabbat Thehar jaati hai,
Hamari baat ke undar, Mohabbat baith jaati hai,

Hamare Zaat K andar magar, Yeh kum nahi hoti,
Kisi bhi Dukh ki soorat mein, Kabhi koi zaroorat mein,

Kabhi anjaan se gam mein, Kabhi Lehje ki thandak mein,
Udaasi ki zaroorat mein, Kabhi baarish ki soorat mein,

Hamari Aankh K andar, Kabhi Aab-E-Rawan bun kar,
Kabhi qatre ki soorat mein, Bazahir aisa lagta hai use,
Hum bhool baithe hai magar, Aisa nahi hota,
Yeh hargiz kum nahi hoti, MOHABBAT THEHAR JAATI HAI..

9 Exercise For Back Pain

Most of us sit in a single position for the whole day in the office, and in the morning / evening drive all the way to our places. As a result at night, while going to bed, many of us experience a slight pain in the back.

DON'T IGNORE IT AT ALL.....this may lead to many further diseases and disabilities as well....

Don't panic, just do the following exercise for min 10 minutes every morning and shoot off the back pain.


Simple Exercises... to keep you fit and avoid back pain. Need not visit a gym, your home may be the ideal place.

Tonic for the Mind - 17

Divine love purifies the mind and easily leads to mental concentration.

- H.H. Sri Swami Tapovan Maharaj

SMS OF THE DAY..

What iS gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its wen she begins love someone else n u still SMILE

BRAVERY....(HUMOR)

Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEK is Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

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Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

To: My loving wife(JOKE)..

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,

somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,

expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My loving wife
Subject: I've just reached
Date: 13th oct 2006

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;


MORAL OF STORY - be careful while sending mails if not mishaps like these happen ..

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