Medical Shayari

When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Us ajnabi ka youn...

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

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Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai

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Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai
Kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka khaya hai
Kyon dosh dete ho kaanton ko
Ye zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai!!

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Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha

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Make your own destiny...

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans sookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosane laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka maza hi kuchh aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher sakate mein aa gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!" Aur sher wahan se champat ho gaya.

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko sari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usase zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere sath abhi uski leela kahatam karta hu" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek bar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bheje ek ghanta ho gaya. Ek sher phaansakar nahi la sakta!"

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Moral :-Make Your Own Destiny

Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 09-12-2008 )

“If there is no filament in the bulb, there is no light; if God is not in your life, there is no light in your life.”



“Learn more; then you will know how much more you need to learn.”

Aankhain Khuab Dekhti Hain...

Aankhain Khuab Dekhti Hain
Kisi Say Mil Janey Ka
Ya Khud Ko Kho Denay Ka
Tanha Reh Janay Ka
Khud Ko Aar Denay Ka,
Chahat Haar Denay Ka
Aankhain Khuab Dekhti Hain
Bichray Huye Lamhon Ka
Kisi Raastay Per Mil Janay Ka
Zakhmon Kay Sil Janey Ka
Zamanay Kay Guzer Janay Ka
Khuab Kay Hasil Ki Haqeeqat Ka
Haqeeqat Ka Khuwab Main Tehleel Honay Ka
Bikhray Khuabon Ki Takmeel Ka
Tum To Khud Ik Khuwab Ho
Husn Ka, Jawani Ka
Ik Dard Bhari Kahani Ka!!

Phases Of man..

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
"Everything"
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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Choices...

Once upon a time there was a very mean king who ruled his kingdom with an iron fist. One day he received some very distressing news. A commoner was in love with his daughter, the princess. The next day he received even more distressing news... The princess was also in love with the commoner.

Well the king had to put a stop to this. He knew that the only way he could permanently end this relationship was to execute the commoner. So the king charged the commoner with a crime that he did not commit. The commoner pled innocent.

As was the custom in this kingdom, fates would determine guilt or innocence. The next day the king and the commoner were in the town's square as hundreds of townspeople looked on.

The king held out two envelopes. Inside one was a card that read "innocent." Inside the other was a card with the word "guilty." The commoner had to choose one.

The commoner was a very wise young man and he knew that the king wanted to execute him no matter what. He knew that the king had the word "guilty" written on BOTH cards.

The commoner carefully chose one of the envelopes. He slowly opened it...read the card. And then he suddenly started jumping up and down with joy while he was shouting "I'm innocent. I'm innocent. I'm innocent."

As he was excitedly jumping up and down the young man ripped the card into very small pieces and swallowed it. One of the king's magistrates screamed to him, "How do we know you are innocent? You swallowed the card."

The young man said, "Oh, that's easy...just read what's on the king's card."

MORAL:-
No matter what the problem, there's always a solution. You always have choices.