Santa ye scooty kab li? (( Joke -- (18 + ) ))

Harbhajan Singh ne apni premika se pucha
kya main tumhara pehla pyar hu,

Ladki Boli... Kar di na Sardaro wali baat..
SPINNER ko kabhi new ball milti hai....

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Bus Chali, Jhatka Laga,

1 Sarda, 1 Ladki par ja gira..

Ladki boli - Batmeej kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar Bola - Ji Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hu...

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Judge - Why did you attack that young man?

Old Lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off,
threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL..

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Santa ye scooty kab li?

Banta kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty
par bahut durr le gaye, sare kapade utar
ke boli jo chahiye le lo, main scooty
le aaya, kapado ka kya karta main.......

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Tonic for the Mind - 28

Detachment is a quality of attention; by letting go of your attachments, you are available to participate more fully in the moment. The focus for the present will help you to be aware of the right choices required to achieve your chosen goals.

- Zenyasi

Tonic for the Mind - 27

Life is an act of listening. The quality of your life depends on the quality of your listening. In any given moment, you are either listening to the voice of fear (your ego), or the voice of love (your unconditioned Self). Fear always leads to more fear. Love always leads to more love. Learning to switch off the voice of fear is an art. What is unhelpful is to attack fear, resist fear, or defend against fear. One answer is simply to focus on love, and to value love more than fear. The more you value love, the less fear you will hear.

- Dr Robert Holden

- Quote / Thought For The Day -

“If a person hides his feelings, is it because there is something wrong with his feeling?”



“Once you get used to doing nothing, you find that there is no time left to become busy.”

Behte hoye aansoo tera saath maangte hai..

Behte hoye aansoo tera saath maangte hai
meri ye khali bahe tera haath maangte hai
gamo ke saaye kidher hum jaye
kaisi hai ye tanhayi jo mehfil main sataye
mere khamosh arman teri mulaqaat maangte hai
behte hoye aansoo tera saath maangte hai
aasma hai zamee hai dikhtey sabhi hai
jise dhonde aankhe wo mere sath nahi hai
dil ki ye duwaye saath tere din raat maangte hai
akele hum jiye ja rahe hai
saas kaise liye jaa rahe hai
hayera zindagi ke sawal ye jine ki ejazat maangte hai

Hamko kyon tumne bhula diya..

Hamko kyon tumne bhula diya
Dekhe hansi hontho pe
Phir kyon itna rula diya

Jin hatho ka tha sahara
Unhone hee duba diya
Hamko chhod majdhaar
Khud sahil pe gaya

Mere gum kee ye daasta
Sunta hai zameen ashmma
Ek na sune wahi
Jiske liye jita hoon yahana

Hamko mila ye kya sila
bhulyaa jinke liye sabko
Unhone hee hamko kyon bhula diya

Dard hai dil main
Ankho main anshoo mere
Din ke ujale main
ab bhee sapne dekhoon tere

Na hai ab koi manjil
Mile na kohi raste
Lagta hai jese ye jindgi
Mili hame Gum ke waste

Bhula esa kyon diya
Jee na paaye chahkar bhi
Hum to tumko bhula na paayenge
shayad ab to markar bhi...

Duniya ke rang humne dekhe hai..

Duniya ke rang humne dekhe hain,
Duniya ke dhang humne dekhe hain,
Rishte badalte huye hamne dekhe hain,
Rishte tutte huye humne dekhe hain.

Dikhawe ka jhoota mukhota pahne,
Milte hain bar bar humse aise,
Matlabi log gale milte hain jaise,
Peeth me khanjar chubhote huye humne dekhe hain.

Maayusi hoti hai jab apna koi dil tode,
Honth chup, aankh nam, sab sunte rahe.
Fir kyun dil bechain udas hai aaj,
Gum ke andhero me khote huye humne dekhe hain.

Is duniya mein sachhe Insaan kaha milte hain,
Jin par Qurbaan hone ko dil karta hai,
Ek taraf maayusi, dusri taraf khushi hai,
Chehra to bohat door, hume to sirf parchhai nazar aata hai...