Hamko mila ye kya sila..

Hamko mila ye kya sila
bhulyaa jinke liye sabko
Unhone hee hamko kyon bhula diya

Dard hai dil main
Ankho main anshoo mere
Din ke ujale main
ab bhee sapne dekhoon tere

Na hai ab koi manjil
Mile na kohi raste
Lagta hai jese ye jindgi
Mili hame Gum ke waste

Bhula esa kyon diya
Jee na paaye chahkar bhee
Hum to tumko bhula na paayenge
shayad ab to markar bhee..

Doctor --- JUST FOR LAUGH

A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him 'Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients ?'

'Yes, sir......' answers Kapal.

The doctor returns the next day and asks: 'So Kapal, how did it go ?'

Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL.'

'Nice one Kapal, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir' says Kapal.

' Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, it was almost 5 pm . I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself, taking off her Every thing, and lied down on the table and shouted :





HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! '






' . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?' the doctor gets very curious. ' Not Panadol, but an injection I believe.'
No sir......' answers Kapal. ' I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs !




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When I Think of You..

When I think of you
I think of love.
It's a good feeling
from Heaven up above.

I wish you could stay,
but I know you have to go,
and please still remember
that I love you so.

Is this a dream?
Oh, how I wish it could be.
Now every single day
I'll imagine you're here with me.

Each and every day
when you're not here,
I'll be staring at the door,
praying to God that you appear.

If you love me,
please keep me in your heart,
and, as time passes on,
we'll never grow apart.

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise

Tum Bin Kya Hai Jeena
Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise, Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Si Lambi Hai Raaten, Sadiyon Se Lambe Huye Din
Aaa Jao Laut Kar Tum Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai

Phir Shaame Tanhaye Jaagi, Phir Yaad Tum Aa Rahe Ho
Phir Jaan Nikal Ne Lagi Hai, Phir Mujhko Tadpa Rahe Ho
Is Dil Mein Yaadon Ke Mele Hai
Tum Bin Bahut Hum Akele Hai
Aaa Jao Laut Kar Tum Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai


Kya Kya Na Soocha Tha Maine
Kya Kya Na Sapne Sajaye
Kya Kya Na Chaaha Tha Dil Ne
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye

Is Dil Se Toofan Guzarte Hai
Tum Bin To Jeete Na Marte Hai
Aaa Jao Laut Kar Tum Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Si Lambi Hai Raaten Sadiyon Se Lambe Huv Din
Aaa Jao Laut Kar Tum Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai

~~~ Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai.. ~~~

1.Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
koi mil jaata hai, Aur koi bichhar jaata hai.
jise mangte hai hum apni duao main,
wo kisi aur ko bina maange mil jaata hai.

2.waqt dar waqt ek ehsas rakhna,
lamha har lamha yeh aaqs rakhna.
Bhula na sakenge hum bhi aapko lekin
aap bhi hamari yaade apne pass rakhna.

3.Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,
thode se jakham ko nasoor kar deta hai.
koun chahta hai apno se door hona,
par waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai.

4.Zindgi ek raat hai,
jisme naq jaane kitne khwaqb hai.
Jo mil gaye wo apne hai,
jo toot gaye wo sapne hai.

5.Mujhe apni zindgi se hatane chalo ho,
ek satye hue ko satane chale ho.
Aye mere dost kitne nadan ho tum,
jo khud hi apne haatho ki lakire mitane chale ho.

6.Na jeene ki khusi na marne ka gum,
Gum hai bus unse na milne ka gum.
jeete hai isliye ki wo kabhi hume apnayenge,
aur marte nahi isliye k wo tanha rah jayenge.

Nazar Ko Badlo..

Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai...

Think... ( Humor)

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one)

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

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Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Lunch and Dinner.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

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ONE EXTRA SHOT

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

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