Conversation between a software engineer and his wife..

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree?
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad�s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

Funny Quotes - Funny Quotes Sayings..

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...



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Every fight is a food fight when you�re a cannibal.



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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet



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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.



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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.



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He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.



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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.



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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.



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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.



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It is better to b beautiful than to be good, bt it is better to be good than to be ugly.



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Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.



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I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.



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Love is like a booger. U keep picking at it until u get it, then wonder wat 2 do with it.



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Women ll never b as successful as men becoz they have no wives 2 advise them.



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In America any boy may become President & I suppose its just one of the risks he takes.



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Money cant buy happiness bt it can certainly rent it 4 a couple of hours.



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Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.



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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

Quote / Thought for the Day - 4 ( 12-03-2009 )

“Thinking of evil or being afraid of evil brings evil on one’s head.”



“Enthusiasm: A little thing that makes a BIG difference.”

Quote / Thought for the Day - 3 ( 12-03-2009 )

“Misunderstanding can be erased by loveful, pure thoughts, and making one to understand at the appropriate time.”



“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”

Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 12-03-2009 )

“Waste work will make you heavy and tired and positive work makes you happy, light and refreshed.”




“A positive attitude is a person’s passport to a better tomorrow.”

Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 12-03-2009 )

“Be just as enthusiastic about the success of others, as you are about your own success.”





“Making hell out of the heaven or heaven out to hell… It is all up to us.”

I LIKE THE WAY U THINK...

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a power line and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left.
He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back,"I like the way you think." But The answer is 2.

Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married? The teacher turned bight red and said,"The one that is sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."