Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
____________ _Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
____________ _____Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
____________ _________ _Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
____________ _________ ___Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
____________ _________ _____Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
____________ _________ _________ Izzat hai to Ladki hai
____________ _________ _____Ladki hai to Tension hai
____________ _________ _Tension hai to Concern hai
____________ ______Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
____________ _____Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
____________ __Khawab hai to Growth hai
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Koun gadha ?
Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha "padhne wala gadha"
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide...
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho ?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun.
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho ?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Clever Girls..
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"
The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?"
"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
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She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"
The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?"
"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
******
Friday, March 13, 2009
Conversation between a software engineer and his wife..
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree?
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad�s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree?
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad�s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Funny Quotes - Funny Quotes Sayings..
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
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Every fight is a food fight when you�re a cannibal.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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It is better to b beautiful than to be good, bt it is better to be good than to be ugly.
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Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
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I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
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Love is like a booger. U keep picking at it until u get it, then wonder wat 2 do with it.
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Women ll never b as successful as men becoz they have no wives 2 advise them.
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In America any boy may become President & I suppose its just one of the risks he takes.
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Money cant buy happiness bt it can certainly rent it 4 a couple of hours.
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Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
*************
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
*************
Every fight is a food fight when you�re a cannibal.
*************
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet
*************
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
*************
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
*************
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
*************
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
*************
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
*************
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
*************
It is better to b beautiful than to be good, bt it is better to be good than to be ugly.
*************
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
*************
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
*************
Love is like a booger. U keep picking at it until u get it, then wonder wat 2 do with it.
*************
Women ll never b as successful as men becoz they have no wives 2 advise them.
*************
In America any boy may become President & I suppose its just one of the risks he takes.
*************
Money cant buy happiness bt it can certainly rent it 4 a couple of hours.
*************
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
*************
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Quote / Thought for the Day - 4 ( 12-03-2009 )
“Thinking of evil or being afraid of evil brings evil on one’s head.”
“Enthusiasm: A little thing that makes a BIG difference.”
“Enthusiasm: A little thing that makes a BIG difference.”
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