Tuesday, December 30, 2008
khaali katori..
waiter: ye kiya kar rahe ho saab?
man: mai maths ka teacher hun, "DAAL" maine "SUPPOSE" ki hui hai..
Life...
Satsang - Gathering for Truth
While attending services or spiritual study groups can be thought of as participating in Satsangs, this practice can also apply to any group of people that are gathered to inspire one another and express the truth free from judgment. A Satsang can be a group of people that are gathered to sing, play, or listen to music. All that needs to be there is the intention to inspire one another and tell the truth. A Satsang can also be a support group, book club, yoga class, or meeting between friends for coffee or conversation. We don't need to be in a place of worship or supervised by appointed leaders to experience the truth. The truth can be found in every moment and it can be experienced with anyone. Spending time with someone who enlightens us can be as simple as visiting with a grandmother or talking to a best friend.
There is wisdom to be gleaned from being with people even when the gatherings are not specifically intended for personal improvement or spiritual transformation. Any occasion we are gathered with people who understand and support us can be a spiritual experience. While gatherings with the intention of communing with spirit are undoubtedly powerful and inspiring, getting together with people that uplift us by their presence alone is also vital to our well-being. When we recognize all the people we know that support and enrich us, our lives can become an extended Satsang.
Your first love...
Your first love is the one, you will never forget...
that no matter how long ago it was,
or how great the person is that you are with now...
you will always wonder if the one still think of you...
the way you think of your beloved one...
because your first love never dies.
i know that no matter how many years go by...
that i am here without you...i will always be thinkin of
what we were...and asking myself if you do too..
because right now, you are the best thing that has happened to me..
just please dont forget that...and as time goes on...
i'll always no...i wouldn't be the person i am today
if it wasn't for you...you already have my heart...
Miss U...
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I Smile & Seem Carefree,
There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
BEAUTY doesn't make love but love makes BEAUTY ;
BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART;
HEART is the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it.
Love hurtz wen yu breakup wid sum 1.
Hurtz even mor wen sum 1 breaks up wit u
Bt love hurtz the most when da person,
yr love has no idea how yu feel.
I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !
U promised 2 take care of me, but u hurt me,
U promised me 2 bring me joy, but u brought me tears,
U promised me ur Love, but u gave me PAIN
I promised u Nothing, but I gave u Everything!
Medical Shayari
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Monday, December 15, 2008
Us ajnabi ka youn...
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo
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Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai
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Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai
Kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka khaya hai
Kyon dosh dete ho kaanton ko
Ye zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai!!
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Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha
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Make your own destiny...
Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko sari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usase zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere sath abhi uski leela kahatam karta hu" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek bar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bheje ek ghanta ho gaya. Ek sher phaansakar nahi la sakta!"
:):):):):):):):)
Moral :-Make Your Own Destiny
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 09-12-2008 )
“Learn more; then you will know how much more you need to learn.”
Monday, December 8, 2008
Aankhain Khuab Dekhti Hain...
Kisi Say Mil Janey Ka
Ya Khud Ko Kho Denay Ka
Tanha Reh Janay Ka
Khud Ko Aar Denay Ka,
Chahat Haar Denay Ka
Aankhain Khuab Dekhti Hain
Bichray Huye Lamhon Ka
Kisi Raastay Per Mil Janay Ka
Zakhmon Kay Sil Janey Ka
Zamanay Kay Guzer Janay Ka
Khuab Kay Hasil Ki Haqeeqat Ka
Haqeeqat Ka Khuwab Main Tehleel Honay Ka
Bikhray Khuabon Ki Takmeel Ka
Tum To Khud Ik Khuwab Ho
Husn Ka, Jawani Ka
Ik Dard Bhari Kahani Ka!!
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Phases Of man..
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
"Everything"
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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Choices...
Well the king had to put a stop to this. He knew that the only way he could permanently end this relationship was to execute the commoner. So the king charged the commoner with a crime that he did not commit. The commoner pled innocent.
As was the custom in this kingdom, fates would determine guilt or innocence. The next day the king and the commoner were in the town's square as hundreds of townspeople looked on.
The king held out two envelopes. Inside one was a card that read "innocent." Inside the other was a card with the word "guilty." The commoner had to choose one.
The commoner was a very wise young man and he knew that the king wanted to execute him no matter what. He knew that the king had the word "guilty" written on BOTH cards.
The commoner carefully chose one of the envelopes. He slowly opened it...read the card. And then he suddenly started jumping up and down with joy while he was shouting "I'm innocent. I'm innocent. I'm innocent."
As he was excitedly jumping up and down the young man ripped the card into very small pieces and swallowed it. One of the king's magistrates screamed to him, "How do we know you are innocent? You swallowed the card."
The young man said, "Oh, that's easy...just read what's on the king's card."
MORAL:-
No matter what the problem, there's always a solution. You always have choices.
Friday, December 5, 2008
The True Value
In the morning, while taking leave of the wood cutter, the king disclosed his real identity and asked him, what he could give in return for his hospitality. The wood cutter being a simpleton asked, " Can you give me a place where I can cut trees and sell them?" The king took him far away to the edge of another jungle and said, "This is yours from today. Do what you like with it."
The wood cutter would cut trees and burn them to make coal, because they were too heavy for him to carry to the market place. Several months passed. The woodcutter was very happy.
When the monsoon season started, there was heavy rainfall and the wood became wet. The ground was full of slush, so it was impossible to burn the wood to make coal. He had no choice but to carry the wet logs of wood to the market to sell it. When he showed the wood to the buyer, the buyer offered a sum that was a hundred times more than he was paying earlier.
The wood cutter was confused! Earlier he was supplying coal whereas now it was wood and that too, wet wood! Where was the catch? The buyer told him that the wood that he had brought was no ordinary wood, it was real Sandalwood! The wood cutter realized what a fool he had been. He had cut and burnt hundreds of Sandalwood trees to make coal, little realizing the value of this precious wood. Had he known, by now he could have been a very, very rich man.
We also need to understand the value of this precious human body awarded to us by Supreme Lord. Without realizing its importance and proper utility we are burning it at both ends in the fire of our worldly desires. Most of our energies are burnt in doing futile things that eventually have neither value nor meaning.
But, by the time we realize that we are wasting our lives, it is perhaps too late. The whole life burnt in hoarding wealth, making friends and getting material pleasures, brings us to a miserable state at the end of life. At that time when nobody cares, we turn our face towards God, but where is the energy to do any devotion
The sooner we realize the better chance we shall have. Let's not waste our precious human birth like that foolish woodcutter.
The one who attains a permanent place in spiritual world using this temporary and perishable body is really intelligent.
HOME REMEDIES FOR WRINKLES
- Cucumber juice can be effective in alleviating age spot skin problems.
- Fresh Papaya juice can remove dead and rough skin, and apple and pineapple juices can help to diminish fine lines, wrinkles and cracked skin.
- Regular facial is very necessary to control wrinkles.
- Massage increases blood circulation, which results in tightening of the muscles and tissues, thereby, reducing the fleshiness of the skin and restoring a young look.
- Apply lemon juice few times a day to reduce the blemishes and age spots
- Prepare a paste of turmeric powder with sugarcane juice and apply to the face to remove wrinkles and to prevent skin ageing.
- Cut a Green Thompson seedless grape in half and gently crush it on your face at wrinkles (lines). Leave it on for 20 minutes and rinse with warm water and let it dry in natural air. This is very effective home remedy for wrinkles and they will disappear shortly.
- Rub the core of pineapple on the face for a few minutes and leave for 10-15 minutes. This is excellent for fine wrinkles.
- Apply juice of green pineapples and apples the face daily and leave for 10-15 minutes. This is excellent for fine wrinkles and cracked skin.
- Apply pure castor oil to prevent wrinkles
- Applying a good quality cream with a firm pressure with the fleshy tips of fingers. Do not apply pressure around eyes. Continue massage for 15 minutes.
- For wrinkle treatment wipe off the face with wet cotton.
- For fast removal of wrinkles, massage with your all the fingers of both the hands rapidly with rapid circular motion.
- For wrinkles on jaw, pinch the skin between your thumb and fingers. Pinching is also good if you have double chin.
- Massage coconut oil into the skin where wrinkles appear before bed.
- Leave metal spoons overnight in the freezer. In the morning when you first wake up, apply the backs of spoons under the eye to reduce under-eye wrinkles. This also helps with under-eye circles.
- Eat a spoonful of shredded ginger with some honey every morning for wrinkle cure.
- Mix two tablespoons vodka, a tablespoon fennel seeds, and 2 teaspoons honey, and let sit for three days. Strain out the fennel seeds and use as a toner on the face.
- Remove wrinkles from the face by simmering 1/2-cup rosemary leaves in 2 cups of water for about 30 minutes. Add 1/2 cup of brandy and leave on for 10-15 minutes. Strain and wipe onto skin every morning and evening to preserve a face free of lines Wash face thoroughly and pat dry. This is also very effective home remedy for wrinkles
- Eat a balanced diet including fruits, vegetables, whole grain foods, seeds, nuts and legumes.
- Drink plenty of fluid every day. This help to keep the skin hydrated and to flush away toxins.
- Avoid alcohol, caffeine and cigarettes; they dry the skin encouraging the development of wrinkles. Also the smoking habit uses the lips muscles hundreds of times a day, which contributes wrinkling.
- Always protect your skin from the sun applying a sunscreen
- Prick 3 capsules of vitamin E and drain into small bowl. Add 2 tsps plain yogurt, 1/2 tsp honey and 1/2 tsp. lemon juice. Apply to face with cotton ball. Leave on skin for about 10 minutes. Rinse.
- For wrinkle cure apply egg yolk once in a week for 10 minutes.
- Prepare a mixture of honey, olive oil and cream. Apply it on the face. It gives very good results.
HOME REMEDIES FOR CONSTIPATION...
Constipation Symptoms
Infrequency, irregularity in elimination of hard faecal matter
Coated tongue, Foul breath, headache, depression , insomnia etc
Causes of Constipation
Faulty diet and style of living
Insufficient intake of water, strong tea and coffee etc
Irregular habit of defecation, lack of physical activity
Home Remedies for Constipation
Constipation treatment using Bael Fruit
Constipation treatment using Pear
Constipation treatment using Guava
Constipation treatment using Grapes
Constipation treatment using Orange
Constipation treatment using Papaya and Figs
Constipation treatment using Spinach
Constipation treatment using Other Remedies
Constipation diet
Natural and simple diet consisting of unrefined foods
Chew food properly, Avoid hurried meals and irregular meals
Fresh air, outdoor games and exercise
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Missing You..
There's no need to complicate things which are true,
Although those words can't truly express,
Exactly how I feel for you.
We've always had our ups and downs,
More than most people I know,
But regardless of whatever happened,
I never wanted to let you go.
Now I sit here writing this,
When I really should be by your side,
Whether I'll ever be next to you again,
Is something which you'll have to decide.
But before you decide, just think back,
Remember all the good times we shared?
Remember all the things I did,
To show I loved you, to show I cared?
I know it's hard to do right now,
Those sweet memories are hard to find,
With recent events corrupting your thoughts,
Shielding the light inside your mind.
Hopefully with time and space,
You'll begin to feel the way I do,
Regardless of what you say,
I know you want to be with me too.
We both need to change the way we are,
There are always improvements inside our range,
Understanding the pain of each other,
Is how we can learn to grow and change.
I miss you, plain and simple,
There's no need to complicate things which are true,
Whatever it takes to fix this mess,
I'll do it, I just want to be with you.
How to Prevent Bad Breath
Bad breath is caused by odor-producing bacteria that grow in the mouth. When people don't brush and floss regularly, bacteria accumulate on the bits of food left in the mouth and between the teeth. The sulfur compounds released by these bacteria make the breath smell.
Home Remedies For Bad Breath
How to Cure Bad Breath with Natural Treatments..
* Chew peppermint or carnation for better breath smell.
* Swallow one tablespoon of apple cider vinegar before each meal.
* To lose the bad breath eat pumpkin daily
* Brush your teeth with baking soda.
* Blanch parsley and drink several times a day to help bad breath.
* Drink chamomile tea
* Lose the bad breath: blanch Thyme-Leaved Savory and gurgle.
* Gurgle salty water.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 02-12-2008 )
“Everyone you meet knows something you don’t know. Be willing to learn from them.”
Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 02-12-2008 )
“You won’t win… If you don’t begin.”
Sunday, November 30, 2008
What Would This Heart Do?
An Old Companion Gave An Excuse...
If She Finds A Place In My Heart...
What Would This Heart Do?
Some Magic Is Cast, Which Is Driving Us Crazy...
I Recall Something I Forget Something...
What Should We Do And What We Shouldn't?
What Would This Heart Do?
I Couldn't Stay This Side, Nor Go On That Side...
I Couldn't Keep Quite, Nor Could Say What I Wanted...
This Crazy Atmosphere, This Lovely Climate,
What Would This Heart Do?
Friday, November 28, 2008
Quote / Thought for the Day - 4 ( 28-11-2008 )
“The highest wisdom is kindness.”
Quote / Thought for the Day - 3 ( 28-11-2008 )
“Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do, what they need is one reason why they can.”
Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 28-11-2008 )
“A man carries his success or his failure with him… it does not depend on outside conditions…”
Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 28-11-2008 )
“The great man shows his greatness by the way he treats the little man.”
Logistics and Organization
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
EK Software Engineer Aashiq ke Dil ka Haal....
Apne dil ke Hard Disk pe aur kitani Files daaloon
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to Hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to Batao
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai
Warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar main bikte hai
Roz Raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka Mouse Bana ke ungaliyon pe Nachate ho
Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa Intezaar
Hamaare dil ke site pe kabhi Entry to Maro yaar
Apne insult ka badalaa Dekho kaise loonga
Tere baap Ko Format kar Doonga
Aapke ke nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye
Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut Kar diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka Chalnaa Aap kia woh style
Aapki Adaaon ki To hamne save hai kar li hai File..
Infatuation VS Love
Love is a friendship that has caught fire. It takes root, develops and grows one day at a time. The process is slow.
Infatuation lacks confidence. When he/she is away you wonder if he/she is cheating you. Sometimes you check perhaps even discreetly.
Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatened. Your beloved feels the same also and this makes both even more trustworthy.
Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions or some unclear actions about your beloved that you would not like to examine too closely. It might spoil the dream.
Love is quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by his/her presence even when he/she is away. Miles of distance do not separate you. You want him/her nearer, but near or far, you know he/she is yours and you can wait.
Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. If you are honest, you can admit it is difficult to be in one another's company, for the underlying fear that it will end in intimacy.
Love is the maturation of friendship. You are confident that you must be friends before you can be lovers.
Infatuation is usually temporary and eventually fades. It, however, might lead you to do things you will regret later, but love never will.
Love is an upper. It makes you look up. Love usually lasts longer and goes deeper than strong sexual Feelings. It makes you think up and makes you a better person.
Infatuation makes you feel anxious, nervous and jealous. You feel convinced that you can't live without the other person. You are unable to see the person for who they really are because he/she is perfect in your eyes.
Love makes you feel excited. You are willing to respect the other person's opinions and accept the good or bad qualities. You share similar values and beliefs and you see the person for who they really are.
Infatuation says, "We must get married right away! I can't risk losing you!"
Love says, "Be patient. Do not panic. Plan your future with confidence. There are rewards in waiting."
Monday, November 24, 2008
So many ways to enjoy the beautiful life.....
But why are you not feeling it?
Anybody can be yours...
But why you are not let them come into your life?
Why there is no desire in your heart?
The World is not so shady for you…
Light is brighten all around the world
Why none is with you?
What the sore you have, what will not be healed?
What was in past, that you haven’t today?
Each an every heart-ache can be healed…
Only you sheltered your broken heart From Everyone.
If you find, you will get someone
Waiting for you on the path of your life…
As it is the question of thirst, we are to close to occean,
Occean will not move toward to us.
What is Life?
- It's a journey through a way, Through which we must go away and away…
- It's a very tough game,Performance is what brings us the name…
- It's today full of sorrow, Face this eye to eye Joy will come tomorrow…
- It's a puzzling riddle, Go on solving it Don't stop in the middle…
- It's a tearful road for miles, Still walk with faith and honor You'll reach the land of smiles…
- It's stormy and cold tonight, But across this awaits A morning warm and bright…
- It's a fairy tale about, A seed of baby now In the future to sprout…
- It's a bag of dreams, Of vanilla skies And chocolate streams…
- It's a chance to love, So spread your arms The world is yours, just love…
Laugh...
Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!
Duniya gol hai....
Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Doosra macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai...
Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college girls.
Judge: Is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar: Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
Judge: Kaan katne se andha kaise honge?
Sardar: Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga?
Sardarji went to his neighbour's house for a function and had some snacks.
Sardar: Chakli ka taste bahut hi different hai!
Neighbour: Who chakli nahi, Mosquito coil hai !
Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!
Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: "Koi antim ichcha?'
Sharabi: Aagle janam me ek liver extra laga dena!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Plan Your Life Wisely..
The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor. The carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to end a dedicated career.
When the carpenter finished his work the employer came to inspect the house. He handed the front-door key to the carpenter.
This is your house, he said, my gift to you.
The carpenter was shocked! What a shame!
If he had only known he was building his own, he would have done it all so differently.
We do the most of the things having such thoughts in our mind. But we only realize when it comes back to us.
So it is with us. We build our lives, a day at a time, often putting less than our best into the building. Then with a shock we realize we have to live in the house that we have built. If we could do it over, we'd do it much differently. But we cannot go back.
You are the carpenter. Each day you hammer a nail, place a board, or erect a wall. Life is a do-it-yourself project, someone has said. Your attitudes and the choices you make today, build the house you live in tomorrow. Build wisely!
KNOW UR Value!
He asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"
Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this."
He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?"
And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty.
"Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money.
You still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless..
But no matter what has happened or what will happen.
Mr. Santa applying to a medical school.
a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
. Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
. Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
. Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
. Impotent - distinguished/ well known.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.
. Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.
Ultrasound - radical noise.
Urine - opposite of you're out.
Varicose - very close.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Food Medicine...
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.
HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.
TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea.. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading.... Green tea is great for our immune system)!
INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative..
ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).
ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)
UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.
BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.
BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.
PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!! !!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.
MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.
COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)
COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution- it can irritate your tummy.
BREAST CANCER? EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.
LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.
ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.
DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)
CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.
BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.
Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E & fiber. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young....... ..blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field....... .they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)
Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.
Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients
found in watermelon are Vitamin C & Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn uv rays)
Guava & Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation.
Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)
Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostate problems from invading their bodies
10 tips for good night's sleep..
Erratic bedtimes do not allow for your body to align to the proper circadian rhythms. Mum was right when she set a time we always had to go to sleep as kids. Also, make sure you try to keep the same schedule on weekends too, otherwise the next morning, you'd wake later and feel overly tired.
Sleep only at night.
Avoid daytime sleep if possible. Daytime naps steal hours from nighttime slumber. Limit daytime sleep to 20-minute, power naps.
Exercise.
It's actually known to help you sleep better. Your body uses the sleep period to recover muscles and joints that have been exercised. Twenty to thirty minutes of exercise every day can help you sleep, but be sure to exercise in the morning or afternoon. Exercise stimulates the body and aerobic activity before bedtime may make falling asleep more difficult.
Taking a hot shower or bath
before bed helps bring on sleep because they can relax tense muscles.
Avoid eating just before bed.
Avoid eat large meals or spicy foods before bedtime. Give yourself at least 2 hours from when you eat to when you sleep. This allows for digestion to happen (or at least start) well before you go to sleep so your body can rest well during the night, rather than churning away your food.
Avoid caffeine.
It keeps you awake and that's now what you want for a good nights sleep. We all know that.
Read a fiction book.
It takes you to a whole new world if you really get into it. And then take some time to ponder over the book as you fall asleep. I find as I read more and more, regardless of the book, I get more tired at night and so find it easier to fall asleep. Different for others?
Have the room slightly cooler.
I prefer this to a hot room. I prefer to turn off the heat and allow the coolness to circulate in and out of the windows. If I get cold, I wear warmer clothes. It also saves on the bills as you're not going to require the heat all night long.
Sleep in silence.
I find sleeping with no music or TV on more easy and restful. I guess others are different, but sleep with no distractions is best for a clearer mind.
Avoid alcohol before bedtime.
It's a depressant; although it may make it easier to fall asleep, it causes you to wake up during the night. As alcohol is digested your body goes into withdrawal from the alcohol, causing nighttime awakenings and often nightmares for some people.
Good Morning...
we never want what we get,
we never have what we like,
we never like what we have,
and still we Live & Love.
This is Life..........
Thursday, November 20, 2008
JOKE OF THE DAY(20-11-2008)
Chaand bhi sharma gaya
Gaur Farmaiyega.. ....
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya
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Bhoot ne jab aapko dekha,
Bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!
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Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
Lekin baat khas hui nahi,
Tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
Lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
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Samander bhar Syllabus hai,
Nadi bhar padhte hai,
Bucket bhar Yaad rahta hai,
Mug bhar Likhte hai,
Chullu bhar Marks milte hai
Jisme Doob kar marte hai.
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Believe In Yourself..
And things aren't the way you had hoped they would be,
that's when you have to tell yourself
That things will get better.
There are times when people disappoint you and let you down,
But those are the times when you must remind yourself
To trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your
Life focused on believing in yourself
And all that you are capable of.
There will be challenges to face and
Changes to make in your life,
And it is up to you to accept them.
Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you.
It may not be easy at times,
But in those times of struggle
You will find a stronger sense of who you are,
So when the days come that are filled with
Frustration and unexpected responsibilities,
Remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be,
Because the challenges and changes will only help you to
Find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you.
Keep believing in yourself.
Crying in the Rain.
The way my broken heart is hurting me
I’ve got my crying and I know how to hide
All my sorrows and pain
I’ll do my crying in the rain
If I wait for stormy skies
You won’t know the rain from the tears in my eyes
You’ll never know that I still love you so
Only in heart'll remain
I’ll do my crying in the rain
Raindrops falling from heaven
Could never wash away my memories
Since we’re not together
I pray for stormy weather
To hide these tears I hope you’ll never see
Someday when my crying is done
I’m gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun
I may be a fool but till then, darling, you'll never see me complain
I’ll do my crying in the rain
I’ll do my crying in the rain...
What is actual wealth..........?
In my mind, wealth isn't just about making money. There are actually seven elements that you want to raise to world-class levels before you call yourself rich. They are, inner wealth, physical health, family and social wealth, career wealth, economic wealth and adventure wealth.
In my mind, wealth isn't just about making money. There are actually seven elements that you want to raise to world-class levels before you call yourself rich. I'll identify them:
~~True Yoga~~A Genuine Devotee~~
He who is ever ready to sacrifice his comfort for helping another, is a genuine devotee..
Monday, November 17, 2008
Pushkar – The Ultimate Pilgrimage
According to Padma Purana, Lord Brahma, the creator amongst the Hindu trinity, decided to make an offering of a fire sacrifice (Yagya) after completing the creation of the universe.
In order to make this sacrificial offering, Lord Brahma wanted to identify a suitable place. He tossed a lotus bloom and the flower landed where we now find the Pushkar Lake. So, Pushkar was chosen for performing this sacred ritual.
Though most people know of only one Pushkar, there are in fact three Pushkars. All of them are in Ajmer. It is believed that while the lotus bloom itself landed in the Pushkar Lake, the two leaves that came with the stem of the lotus fell at two other lakes. One of them is called Bhuda Pushkar and the other one is called Madhya Pushkar. Villagers who live around Bhuda Pushkar and Madhya Pushkar believe that those are the real Pushkars.
When all the preparations for his great yagya were complete, Brahma’s consort Savitri failed to join him. In order to complete the ritual, he married a local gujjar girl called Gayatri and proceeded with the yagya. When Savitri arrived, she was furious to see Gayatri beside Lord Brahma.
Since Lord Brahma did not wait for Savitri for this great sacrificial offering, she felt bad and she told Lord Brahma that Pushkar is the only place where he would be worshipped in this world. That explains why we have only one Brahma temple whereas there are thousands and thousands of temples of Lord Shiva and Lord Vishnu.
It is believed that Lord Brahma pooled water from Badrinath, Jagnnath, Rameshwaram and Dwarka to create Pushkar Lake. That is why Pushkar lake is called the teerthraj.
Since Pushkar is the place where the first sacrificial offering was made by Lord Brahma and since the water in Pushkar Lake represents combination water from four important pilgrimages for the Hindus, it is considered to be as holy as the water from river ganges. It follows, therefore, that if you take a holy dip at teerthraj Pushkar Lake, you automatically become eligible for gathering the boons for visiting the other four pilgrimages.
Maturity
Maturity is patience,the willingness to pass up immediate pleasure in favor of the long-term gain.
Maturity is perseverance,the ability to sweat out a project or a situation in spite of opposition and discouraging setbacks.
Maturity is unselfishness -responding to the needs of others,often at the expense on one's own desires and wishes.
Maturity is the capacity to face unpleasantness and frustration, discomfort and defeat, without complaint or collapse.
Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say "I was wrong." And, when right, the mature person need not say, "I told you so."
Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities,then doing nothing.
Maturity means dependability, keeping one's word, coming through in the crisis. The immature are masters of the alibi -confused and disorganized.Their lives are a maze of broken promises, former friends, unfinished business and good intentions which never materialize.
Maturity is the art of living in peace with that which we cannot change!
Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 17-11-2008 )
“Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity.”
Friday, November 14, 2008
Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 14-11-2008 )
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 13-11-2008 )
“The world looks brighter from behind a smile.”
Tumhara Naam Likh Likh Ker..
Tumhara Naam likh likh ker Mitana bhool jata hoon
Tumhein jab Yaad karta hoon, Bhulana bhool jata hoon
Boht si aisi Baatein hain jo Mere Dil mai rehti hain
Magar jab Tum se milta hoon, Sunana bhool jata hoon
Tumhare baad ab her Pal bari Mushkil se Kat-ta hai
Mai aksar Tum ko Khuwabon mai, Batana bhool jata hoon
Mai her Shaam kehta hoon Tum ko bhool jaoonga
Magar jab Subah hoti hai, Iraada bhool jata hoon..
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
SMILE!!!
Two thoughts that change our attitude...
During rainy days,we often sit and look through our windows gazing at the beautiful scenery unfolding before us.But we have never looked away from the scene to focus on the little rain drops falling on the window itself..we will notice through the glass that the little droplets slowly coming down will not always follow a straight path--on their way down,they will deviate towards other little droplets ,merging in them,gaining momentum and happily rushing down..This little miracle is one of the many examples we have before us that point to the fact that every thing in this world has a natural attraction towards their own kind ,which brings us to the questions;whose kind are we and who are we ?The truth is that we are our soul..a soul that is part and parcel of none other than GOD HIMSELF.we will find happiness rest only when we merge back to our source the lord,the missing link in our lives....
Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 12-11-2008 )
“Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.”
Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 12-11-2008 )
“There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.”
Success...
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you can never tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems a far.
So, stick to the fight when you're hardest hit,
It's when things go wrong that you mustn't quit.