Monday, June 30, 2008

Nude Runner...(JOKE 18+)

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband is home early!"

"I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes & jumps out the window. Running down the street in the rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being n-a-k-e-d, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.

After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the n-u-d-e?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping for air. "I feel so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"

"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a c-o-n-d-o-m when you run?"

"No.........only when it's raining."

Tonic for the Mind - 25

Don't let your work be a source of agony. Whatever we do has to be done in the present moment; it cannot be done in the past or the future. Therefore, don't let the weight of the dead past, or tension about the unborn future, spoil the joy of the present moment. We know very clearly that the past is gone and will not return. Yet, the past can leave strong imprints behind—so much so that we start living under the weight of it.

- Br. Uddhav Chaitanya

Quote / Thought for the Day

“A good, clean minded person sees the good points of others. A dirty minded person is always looking for dirt.”



“Success comes from having the proper aim as well as the right ammunition.”

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Legal and Logical Explained

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go.. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

Trust on God...




"When God leads You to the Edge of the Cliff, Trust Him fully and Let Go, Only One of Two Things will happen, Either He'll Catch You When You Fall, Or He'll teach You How to Fly!"

Friday, June 27, 2008

Don’t’ drink but just smell coffee to pep yourself up!




For many of us, the day begins with a steaming cup of coffee. We get over our sleep hangovers and get geared for the day after tasting that special caffeine ambrosia. But now a research published in the June 25th issue of Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry implies that one can get over the stress caused due to lack of sleep by just smelling coffee!

The experiment was conducted on rats and has not been tried on humans yet. Sleep deprived rats were made to smell coffee and it was found that it activated seventeen different genes in their brains to diminish the stressful effects of sleep deprivation. Moreover, thirteen of these genes formed proteins to protect nerve cells from the damaging effects of stress. According to the scientists, this is the first study conducted on the aroma of coffee. Do you know what this implies? If it works for humans then you do not need to necessarily drink coffee. You can get its good effects by just smelling it.

Given the harmful effects of caffeine on the kidney, heart and the liver this comes as a boon for the people who would like to have coffee to get over their stress but cannot do so due to the harmful effects. With this study it certainly looks as though you can have the cake and eat it too!

~Quote / Thought for the Day~

“If I avoid someone because of the colour of his skin, it is the same as hating a man because of the clothes he wears.”



“When you get right down to the root meaning of the word ‘succeed’, you find that it simply means to follow through.”


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

What is love…

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders….may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "…this is love…

you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

~~Darkness ~~

Everything seems so dark,
I don't know which way to turn,
I hurt so deep,
Now it's time to run.

I never thought things in my life could be so wrong,
Look at the things I have done,
I want to live life so right,
But now I am trapped in the endless ring of sadness.

How can I put this,
What am I suppose to say,
Does anyone know who I am,
I should not stay,
I see a way out.I was going to run.

I found someone so loving,
Who is very true to me,
I can't reach that one.

I turn around and see the bars that hold me in.
They lock out love, worlds apart are we.
I'm something that I don't want to be!

If this is how life is suppose to be,
Don't let it haunt me,
Someone take me away,
Trapped in this life I don't want.

I don't want to hurt anymore,
I don't want to live another day.
I feel so trapped so far away.

Loneliness

It is cold today
Indeed the rain is falling and I am alone.
Thoughts of life and love,
meaningless to anyone but myself.
I am alone.
They watch me, their eyes not knowing,
knowing nothing of what they see.
I am but another creature, alone.

They scurry on the surface, unaware,
unaware of the life below
when you are alone.

Loneliness, not a burden nor a sorrow,
but a time of solace, of deepness
never to be shared, never to be understood.
They can never reach the place where I am
And I know I will never reach the place where they are.

I know I don't want to reach that place.
True happiness is here, unmisted.
Unmisted by smiles or laughter,
unmisted by the joys of company.

To find true happiness,
to know if one is truly happy,
he must be happy alone...

Flirt..

Is duniya me flirt ki koi kami nahi...
Suraj ko hi dekhlo,
Wo aata hai Usha ke sath,
Jata Sandhya ke sath,
Sota Nisha ke sath,
Aur uthta Kiran ke sath...

~~~~~~~~~

Pathan's wife: Jaan ek puppy do na.

Pathan: kocha! Ghar main khaanay k liye paisa nahi hai, aur tujhe kuttay ka bacha chahiye.

~~~~~~~~~

Ek Pathan k pass blank message aya,

Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

~~~~~~~~~

Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?

Husband: main kyon rokon? Us NE mujhe roka tha kya
.

Tonic for the Mind - 24

Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later collection of mistakes is called experience, which leads to success. Heated gold becomes ornaments....beaten copper becomes wires....depleted stone becomes statue....so the more pain you get in life, the more valuable you become if you learn the. lessons each pain teaches and take a step forward.

- Zenyasi

- Quote / Thought For The Day -

“If you are very proud of yourself, very quickly you will reach the stage in which you despise others.”



“Goals give direction, purpose, and meaning to life.”

Monday, June 23, 2008

Quote / Thought for the Day..

“If a task is performed in the consciousness that God is my companion then the impossible is possible.”



“Goals and actions must meet.”

Sunday, June 22, 2008

You Will Be In My Thoughts..

Should you ever feel alone
If finding times hard to bare
You can still count on me
Know I shall always be there

You shall be in my thoughts
If you are hurting, I feel it too
It is my friendship sincerity
I shall forever share with you

There each step of the way
My support you can depend
I will listen if you need me
With love your forever friend....

Fazaa bhi hai jawan jawan

fazaa bhi hai jawan jawan
hawa bhi hai ravaan ravaan
sunaa rahaa hai ye samaa
suni suni si daastaan....
fazaa bhi hai jawan jawan


pukaar te hain door se
vo kaafile bahaar ke
bikhar gaye hain rang se
kisi ke intezar ke
Lahar lahar ke honth par
wafa ki hain kahaaniyaan
sunaa rahaa hai ye samaa
suni suni si daastaan....
fazaa bhi hai jawan jawan


bujhii magar bujhii nahin
na jaane kaisi pyaas hai
qaraar dil se aaj bhi
na duur hai na paas hai
ye khel dhoop chhaaon ka
ye qurbaten ye dooriyaan
sunaa rahaa hai ye samaa
suni suni si daastaan....
fazaa bhi hai jawan jawan


har ek pal ko dhoondhataa
har ek pal chala gaya
har ek pal firaaq ka,
har ek pal visaal ka
har ek pal guzar gaya
banaake dil pe ek nishaan
sunaa rahaa hai ye samaa
suni suni si daastaan....
fazaa bhi hai jawan jawan
hawa bhi hai ravaan ravaan
sunaa rahaa hai ye samaa
suni suni si daastaan....
fazaa bhi hai jawan jawan

wohi ghari wohi paher
wohi hawa wohi laher
nayi hain manzilen magar
wohi safar wohi dagar
nazar gayi jidhar jidhar
mili wohi nishaaniyaan
sunaa rahaa hai ye samaa
suni suni si daastaan....
fazaa bhi hai jawan jawan
hawa bhi hai ravaan ravaan
suna raha hai ye samaa
suni suni si daastaan....
fazaa bhi hai jawan jawan

Friday, June 20, 2008

Argument is not so important..

Argument wins the situation
but looses the person
So never argue with your loved one
because situation is not important
than your loved one.

FRIENDS.....

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and t hey are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.



Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.



LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.


Beautiful As You...

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From the moment I saw you
From the moment I looked into your eyes
There was something about you I knew, I knew
That were once in life time
A treasure near impossible to find
And I know how lucky I am to have you
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Cause I've seen rainbows that
Could take your breat away
The beauty of the setting sun, on the given day
And when it comes to shooting stars I have seen a few
But I've never seen anything as beautiful as you
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I can't believe that I have you
I can't believe that you're here in my arms
I've been waiting a lifetime for you, for you
And I've dreamed about you
Pictured in my mind who I would see you
But I never imagined just how beautiful you'd be
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Cause I've seen rainbows that cloud
take your breath away
The beauty setting sun, on
any given day
And when it comes to shooting stars I hve seen a few
But I've never seen anything as beautiful as you
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I've seen rainbows that could take ur breath away
(take your breath away)
The beauty of setting sun, on any given day
And when it comes to shooting stars I have seen a few
But I've never seen anything as beautiful
But I've never seen anything as beautiful as you
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From the moment I saw you
From the moment i looked into your eyes
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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Taqdeer ke khel se kabhi mayus nahi hote...

Taqdeer ke khel se kabhi mayus nahi hote
Zindagi mein aise kabhi bebaas nahi hote
Hathon ki lakiron par yaqeen math karna...
Taqdeer to unki bhi nahi hoti , jinkae hath nahi hote.....

Koi ro kar judaa hota hai....
koi hass kar juda hota hai....
juda hone ka gham to tab hota hai...
jab koi kisi ka hokar juda hota hai.....
Zindagi mein bahut bar waqt aisa ayega.
jab tumko chahne wala hi tumko rulayega.
magar yakeen rakhna uspar ,
akele mein woh tumse kahi ziyada ansoo bahayega..

Yeh Zindagi bhi na jaane kitne mod leti hai
har mod pe naye sawal deti hai,
dhundte rehte hain hum jawab zindagi bhar
jawab jab mil jaye to sawal badal deti hai ......
Bhula sakte to kab ka bhula diya hota
mita sakte to kab ka mita diya hota
use kya patha ki kitna dard deti hai YAADEIN
BATA SAKTE TO KAB KA BATA DIYA HOTA...............!

Mohabbat..

Dekhoo muhabat karoo tu itni karoo
k koi had na rahay

Intezar karoo tu itna karoo
k koi waqt na rahay...

Bharoosa karoo tu itna karoo
k koi shak na rahay

Nafrat karoo tu itni karoo
k phir muhabat na rahay...

Difference between COMPLETE & FINISH



People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is a difference.

When you love the right one you are COMPLETE.
&
When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

- Story With Moral – Worth Reading -

A wealthy Jewish merchant treats a poor old man with rudeness and disdain as they travel together on a train. When they arrive at their common destination, the merchant finds the station thronged with pious Jews waiting in ecstatic joy to greet the arrival of one of the holiest rabbis in Europe, and learns to his chagrin that the old man in his compartment is that saintly rabbi.

Embarrassed at his disgraceful behavior and distraught that he missed a golden opportunity to speak in privacy to a wise and holy man, the merchant pushes his way through the crowd to find the old man. When he reaches him, he begs the rabbi's forgiveness and requests his blessing. The old rabbi looks at him and replies, "I cannot forgive you. To receive forgiveness you must go out and beg it from every poor old person in the world."

Quote / Thought for the Day..

“A person in pronounced great when he can face a different situation with happiness and laughter.”



“Progress has little to do with speed, but much to do with direction.”

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

A QUOTE.........

"Having joy or misery all depends on how we look at or think about it. It is in us how we choose to look at the circumstances. We can look for the flowers or just see the weeds. We can see the bright side or look for the clouds. How we look at life can either bring a sparkle of joy or a handful of gloom. We can be as happy as we decide to be."

Tonic for the Mind - 23

When it comes to inner purity,
if any thought even flashes in the mind,
we must be aware of it.

- Swami Tejomayananda

Monday, June 16, 2008

Ye Jeevan...

Ye Jeevan Hi Kia Jisme Hamesha Bandish Ho!
Kabhi Ruke Nahi Kabhi Bagal Me Deka Nahi,
Kabhi Chattan Ki Oonchi Se Neeche Charte Hue
Gay Aur Bhed Bakri Deka Nahi,
Kabhi Jhadiyon Me Gilhariyon Ko Apna
Dana Chupate Dekha Nahi,
Kabhi Door Samundar Me Oonchi Lahron Pe
Tairte Sahil Ko Deka Nahi,
Kabhi Aangan Me Khelte Hue Masoom Bachon Ki Shor
Suna Nahi,
Kabhi Din Ka Ujala Na Deka Ho
Kabhi Aasman Me Heeron Sa Tim Timate Taare Na Deka Ho,
Ye Jeevan Hamne Kabhi Jiya Hi Nahi
Kabi Ruke Nahi Kabi Bagal Me Deka Nahi........

- Words to Live By – Worth Reading -

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Don't go for looks; they can deceive.

Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trails to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to bring you joy.

Always put yourself in another's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person, too.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

An amazing Love Story...

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it. After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again". Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied. Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!! Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's
her." If u open this U have to repost it or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!!............

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

A Beautiful Life...



A Beautiful Life just doesn't happen.

It is Built Daily in Prayer, Humility, Sacrifice & Love.

May a Beautiful Life be yours Forever!!!


- Quote / Thought For The Day -

“If man can not find peace within himself, can there be peace in this world?”

mohhabat waafa ke siwa...

mohhabat waafa ke siwa kuch bhi nahi,
duniya gum ke siwa kuch bhi nahi,
unke pass hamare siwa sab kuch hai,
par....hamare pass unke siwa kuch bhi nahi hai......


LIFE IS WONDERFUL

LIFE IS A RACE
Winning horse doesn't know why it runs in race,
It runs because of beats and pains.
Life is a race, God is your rider.
So if you are in pain think God wants you to win.

LIFE IS WONDERFUL
Face your past without regret.
Handle your present with confidence.
Prepare for the future without fear.
Keep faith and drop the fear.
Don't believe your doubts and never doubt your beliefs.
Life is wonderful if you know how to live it

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Black & White

In life, a lesson learned in your past that you will never forget completely.When I was in elementary school, I got into a major argument with a boy in my class. I have forgotten what the argument was about, but I have never forgotten the lesson learned that day.

I was convinced that "I" was right and "he" was wrong - and he was just as convinced that "I" was wrong and "he" was right.

The teacher decided to teach us a very important lesson. She brought us up to the front of the class and placed him on one side of her desk and me on the other. In the middle of her desk was a large, round object. I could clearly see that it was black. She asked the boy what color the object was. "White," he answered.

I couldn't believe he said the object was white, when it was obviously black! Another argument started between my classmate and me, this time about the color of the object.

The teacher told me to go stand where the boy was standing and told him to come stand where I had been. We changed places, and now she asked me what the color of the object was. I had to answer, "White." It was an object with two differently colored sides, and from his viewpoint it was white. Only from my side was it black.

My teacher taught me a very important lesson learned that day: You must stand in the other person's shoes and look at the situation through their eyes in order to truly understand their
perspective .

Friday, June 13, 2008

What is Life...

Life is not made up of great sacrifices and duties,

But made up of simple smiles and kind words and kind acts-

Help others and love others with kind heart.

Itz Ur life.. so. . . . . .


















"If you fall, fall like a seed to germinate but not like a leaf to die"


Dust in the Wind...



When you are gone
I feel so alone
I miss you dear
when you are not here

You make my day
Like when the sun shines in May
I need to see your smile
and I wish I could see it more then just once in a while

You are such delight
and add joy to my nights
I want you to know what you mean to me
and oh.. I hope that you can see

My heart is missing you
and I wonder... do you miss me to?
I hope that you do
because I know I miss you!!

I always hope you are ok, and nothing is wrong
When will I see you again.. oh I hope it won't be long!
I need to know that you care
and that no matter what you will always be there

Remember this is for you,
and to you I will send
So keep it close to you heart
and if you do, we will never part.

My heart is missing you!!

Quote / Thought for the Day

“The more love you give, the more you receive; the more you have, the easier it becomes to give.”



“Success comes not as much by changing the circumstances of our lives as by changing our attitude towards them.”

Prove your worth

There will be Good Days,And There will be Bad Days
There will be times when you want to turn around,
pack it up, and call it quits
Don't give up at that time.Don't quit.
Its an opportunity to prove your worth.


Nice conversation... ( Baba ) Joke...

This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)



X: Which shaving cream do you use?


Y: Baba's


X: Which aftershave do you use?


Y: Baba's


X: Which deodorant do you use?


Y: Baba's


X: Which toothpaste do you use?


Y: Baba's


X: Which shampoo do you use?


Y: Baba's


X: Which socks do you use?


Y: Baba's


X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an Big international company?


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Y: No, He is my roommate

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Dil...

Kitni mohabbat karte hai hum unse woh jan lene ki fursat unhe nahi hai
Aasuo me dubi hamari zindagi ki daastan ko unhone ek kahani kahi hai
kon samjaye us bewafaa sanam ko mohabbat me unke liye kaha kaha se gujre
kahi ka na chhoda bewafaa ne aaj to mang lene par mot bhi nahi hai

Mohabbat ke vaado pe bharosa karneki gustakhi bilkul hi na kijiyega
vaado pe agar bharosa ho jaaye to ret ki deewaro ka jayja juroor lijiyega
umar bahot hi kam hoti hai mohabbat ke vaado ki jese khusboodar phool
vaado ke tootne pe aansu kam pad jaate hai udhar bhi nahi milte yaad juroor rakhiyega

Mohabbat karke hamne konsa dukho bhara raasta ikhtiyar kar liya, apne hi haatho apni hi zindagi ko barbaad kar liya
Naa subah jaldi hoti hai naa sham pata chalti hai, kambakht mohabbat ne hame madira se Dil laga ne pe majboor kar liya
unhone hamse kaisi bagawat ki naa koi raah nazar aati naa koi ummid ki kiran dikhai deti hai
Phir bhi duaao me kyu hum khuda se unhe talab karte hai hamari wafaa ne bewafaa se bhi pyar karna sikh liya

Is kadar bewafaai ki mere yaar ne o yaaro woh kis jahan me hai use dhundh ne ki dil jahmat uthana nahi chahta,
Kya khush haal zindagi thi hum dono ki ek dusre ke saath , ye dil aaj bhi kaante ki taqlif unke liye nahi chahta,
humne koi khata nahi ki phir bhi bewafaa ki kaanto jesi chubhan kyu hume chubh chubh ke unki yaad dilati hai
Hume jaan se bhi aziz tha woh aur aaj bhi aziz hai woh aayenge ek din kyu is baat ki tamanna lekar yeh dil marna nahi chahta

Phoolo ke saath kaanto ka basera , yehi phoolo ki shaan hoti hai
Dukho ko chupakar hansneki aarzoo har insaan me kaha hoti hai
Dhoka hai, juth hai aurat ke aankhon se behta har pani ka katra
bas yeh samaj lo marnewalon ko jine ki chah kaha khatam ho jati hai

Badi nikammi hoti hai yeh duniya auro ke zakhmo ko zakhm ki nazar se dekh le, itni taqat unme nahi hoti,
Registan ki beshumar dhup me pyas lag jaaye to tadapkar mar jaaoge , dhup aur ret ko yaaro raham nahi hoti,
Tamasha dekhnewale ki badi lambi katare hoti hai , khud tamasha ban jaao kabhi duniya ki asliyat ke liye,
Tumhare dukh ke liye koi ro bhi le ,dikhava hai , juthe hai yeh aansu inme
dard ki dawaa wali baat nahi hoti,

Zindagi....

Zindagi se jude hote hai anubhav,
anubhavo se judi hoti hai yaadein aur
yaadon se jude hote hai ehsaas.
Har lamhe ke saath badalte hai humare ehsaas.
Har ehsaas ke saath badalti hai humari zindagi.
Kabhi dard ka ehsaas, Kabhi khushi ka ehsaas,
Kabhi zindagi khone ka ehsaas, Kabhi kuch paane ka ehsaas.


Zindagi ka har pal jeete hue guzarte hai
hum bhaavnao ke sailaab se jise kehte hai Ehsaas.
Lamha lamha apni guzarti zindagi ke pal
mere aansuo aur muskurahaton se bhar kar dekhe.
Saanson ka zindagi se, chand ka chandani se,
lehro ka sagar se, aisa hi rishta hai anubhavo
ka ehsaas se. Jise hum har pal mehsus karte hai
kisi ke saath hone ka ehsaas humein khushi se bhar
deta hai to uski judaai ka ehsaas humein dukh se tod deta hai.
Zindagi hai naam iska jiske har pal ko ehsaas kehte hai.
Meri zindagi ke har lamhe mein shamil ho kar dekhiye.................

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

TIME CAN MAKE US FORGET

Time can make us forget some memories,

but there would be some memories which make us

forget the time and those make the life worthwhile.. ...




Don't go the way life takes you but take the life the way you go.

Interview..

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar
: Bad.

Interviewer
: Come.
Sardar
: Go.

Interviewer
: Ugly.
Sardar
: Pichlli.

Interviewer
: U G L Y?
Sardar
: PICHLLY!!!!! !!

Interviewer
: Shut Up.
Sardar
: Keep Talking.

Interviewer
: Get Out.
Sardar
: Come In.

Interviewer
: Oh my God.
Sardar
: Oh my Devil.

Interviewer
: U r Rejected.
Sardar
: I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE...... ......

Kanta na hota toh...

Kanta na hota, toh phool ki hefazath na hoti,
Andhera na hota,to roshini ki zarurath na hoti,

Agar mil jati har khushi duniya me,
Toh dil ki mulaqath dard se na hoti...

Friday, June 6, 2008

NEVER SAY.....


Never say I love you

If you don't really care

Never talk of feelings

If they aren't really there

Never hold my hand

If you mean to break my heart

Never say forever

If you ever plan to part

Never look into my eyes

If you are telling me a lie

Never say hello

If you think you'll say goodbye

Never say that I'm THE one

If you dream of more than me

Never lock up my heart

If you don't have the key....


Gadha Ki ummeed..(Joke)

Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata.. par yahan future bada bright hai ...
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai,
"Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga...!"

Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........

Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly
reduce the pain of Today !!!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Things You Can & Cannot Change

There are things that you can change,
and there are things that you cannot change.
Both have much value.
The things you can change can enable you to create, to achieve,
to express yourself, and to improve the world in which you live.
The things you cannot change
give you the opportunity to grow stronger,
to develop real wisdom,
patience, acceptance, flexibility and effectiveness.
There is much you can learn from the things you cannot change.
And there are countless ways to positively apply
that learning toward the things you can change.
The things you cannot change
give you a base from which to work.
The things you can change
give you an ever-increasing world of possibilities.
When you accept what you cannot change
and find positive ways to deal with it,
you lay the groundwork for success.
When you understand what you can change
and find positive ways to put that change to work,
success and achievement are yours.
You are fortunate to live in a world
where there are things you can change and things you cannot.
As each moment arrives,
you're in a position to make the best of it all.

U want & U get... That is luck....

U want & U wait...That is time...

U want but U compromise.. .That's life...

&

U want, U wait & U dont compromise.. .

That is Success!!!

Laughing Faces..





Laughing Faces doesn't mean that there is Absence of Sorrow,

But, it means that they have the ability & Courage to Deal with them…..


Promise Yourself..

Promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can
disturb your peace of mind.

To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to
every person you meet.

To make all your friends feel like there is
something in them.

To look at the sunny side of everything and make your
optimism come true.

To think only of the best, to work only for the best,
and expect only the best.

To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others
as you are about your own.

To forget the mistakes of the past and press on the
greater achievements of the future.

To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give
every living person you meet a smile.

To give so much time to the improvement of yourself
that you have no time to criticize others.

To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, and too
strong for fear, and to happy to permit the
presence of trouble.

The Little Candle

Once upon a time a little candle stood in a room filled with other candles, most of them much larger and much more beautiful than she was. Some were ornate and some were rather simple, like herself. Some were white, some were blue, some were pink, some were green.

She had no idea why she was there, and the other candles made her feel rather small and insignificant. When the sun went down and the room began to get dark, she noticed a large man walking toward her with a ball of fire on a stick. She suddenly realized that the man was going to set her on fire. "No, no!!" she cried, "Aaaaagghhh! Don't burn me, please!" But she knew that she could not be heard and prepared for the pain that would surely follow.

To her surprise, the room filled with light. She wondered where it came from since the man had extinguished his fire stick. To her delight, she realized that the light came from herself.Then the man struck another fire stick and, one by one, lit the other candles in the room.

Each one gave out the same light that she did.During the next few hours, she noticed that, slowly, her wax began to flow. She became aware that she would soon die.

With this realization came a sense of why she had been created. "Perhaps my purpose on earth is to give out light until I die," she mused. And that's exactly what she did.

God created you and I to produce light in a dark world. Like that little candle, we all can produce the same amount of light, no matter how small we are or what color we might be. But we can't produce light until we receive it from an outside source.

That source is God, the light of the world.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Bewafa se wafa ki umeed kya karien..

Bewafa se wafa ki umeed kya karien
Jise bhoole hi nahi use yaad kya karein

Jo chahta tha kare bhari mehfil mein ruswa hamein
Usi se yaaro hum ab Umeed kya karein

Poochta hai koi jab hum se haal mere is dil ka
Apni ye bebasi hum kisi se bayan kya karein
Kehte hain loog ki bhula de in hum unhein
Per dil mein jo yadein hain un ka kya karein

Jo diye hain zakhm us ne hamein baar baar
Un zakhmoun pe marham laga ker kya karein
Dil ko phir bhi hum ne samjha liya hai aye NAAZ
Per in aankhoun se behte ashkoun ka kya kaerin

- Quote / Thought For The Day -

"The princes among us are those who forget themselves and serve mankind."



"Coming together, sharing together, working together, and succeeding together."

Quote / Thought For The Day ..

"If wealth is lost, nothing is lost; if health is lost, something is lost; if character is lost, everything is lost."



"Many people have good aim in life, but for some reason they never pull the trigger."

That's Love......

If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ....then it's not love .. it's " Infatuation"
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's "Inferiority complex"
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings ... then it's not love .. it's "Charity"
If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's "Friendship"
BUT...
If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him ... that's "LOVE"
If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's "LOVE"
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"