HUMOR ....to brighten your day!..

	What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious.
	When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
	A little boy went up to his father and asked : " Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? " His father replied : " Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. "
	Paul's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "Paul seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. " The mother wrote back the next day : " If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father ! "