khaali katori..

Ek aadmi hotel me khaali katori me roti dubo kar kha kha raha tha.

waiter: ye kiya kar rahe ho saab?

man: mai maths ka teacher hun, "DAAL" maine "SUPPOSE" ki hui hai..

Life...

Life is all about waking up each day to discover something new, about meeting old people but making new conversations, walking through old roads but still feeling nice about it, realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeling young at heart, meeting busy schedules but still finding time for old friends, being nostalgic about bygone days but looking forward to better days.

Satsang - Gathering for Truth

Satsang is a Sanskrit word combining "satya" meaning "truth" and "sangha" meaning "group." It describes a gathering of people for the purpose of spiritual truth. Satsang is often used when referring to a meeting with a guru or a spiritual mentor. During Satsang, participants read inspiring words, discuss its teachings, meditate, and find ways to bring this awareness into daily life.

While attending services or spiritual study groups can be thought of as participating in Satsangs, this practice can also apply to any group of people that are gathered to inspire one another and express the truth free from judgment. A Satsang can be a group of people that are gathered to sing, play, or listen to music. All that needs to be there is the intention to inspire one another and tell the truth. A Satsang can also be a support group, book club, yoga class, or meeting between friends for coffee or conversation. We don't need to be in a place of worship or supervised by appointed leaders to experience the truth. The truth can be found in every moment and it can be experienced with anyone. Spending time with someone who enlightens us can be as simple as visiting with a grandmother or talking to a best friend.

There is wisdom to be gleaned from being with people even when the gatherings are not specifically intended for personal improvement or spiritual transformation. Any occasion we are gathered with people who understand and support us can be a spiritual experience. While gatherings with the intention of communing with spirit are undoubtedly powerful and inspiring, getting together with people that uplift us by their presence alone is also vital to our well-being. When we recognize all the people we know that support and enrich us, our lives can become an extended Satsang.

Your first love...

Your first love is the one, you will never forget...
that no matter how long ago it was,
or how great the person is that you are with now...
you will always wonder if the one still think of you...
the way you think of your beloved one...
because your first love never dies.

i know that no matter how many years go by...
that i am here without you...i will always be thinkin of
what we were...and asking myself if you do too..
because right now, you are the best thing that has happened to me..
just please dont forget that...and as time goes on...
i'll always no...i wouldn't be the person i am today
if it wasn't for you...you already have my heart...

Miss U...

I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I Smile & Seem Carefree,
There is no one Who misses you more than ME!




BEAUTY doesn't make love but love makes BEAUTY ;
BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART;
HEART is the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it.




Love hurtz wen yu breakup wid sum 1.
Hurtz even mor wen sum 1 breaks up wit u
Bt love hurtz the most when da person,
yr love has no idea how yu feel.




I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !




U promised 2 take care of me, but u hurt me,
U promised me 2 bring me joy, but u brought me tears,
U promised me ur Love, but u gave me PAIN
I promised u Nothing, but I gave u Everything!

Medical Shayari

When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Us ajnabi ka youn...

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

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Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai

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Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai
Kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka khaya hai
Kyon dosh dete ho kaanton ko
Ye zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai!!

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Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha

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Make your own destiny...

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans sookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosane laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka maza hi kuchh aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher sakate mein aa gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!" Aur sher wahan se champat ho gaya.

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko sari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usase zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere sath abhi uski leela kahatam karta hu" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek bar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bheje ek ghanta ho gaya. Ek sher phaansakar nahi la sakta!"

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Moral :-Make Your Own Destiny

Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 09-12-2008 )

“If there is no filament in the bulb, there is no light; if God is not in your life, there is no light in your life.”



“Learn more; then you will know how much more you need to learn.”

Aankhain Khuab Dekhti Hain...

Aankhain Khuab Dekhti Hain
Kisi Say Mil Janey Ka
Ya Khud Ko Kho Denay Ka
Tanha Reh Janay Ka
Khud Ko Aar Denay Ka,
Chahat Haar Denay Ka
Aankhain Khuab Dekhti Hain
Bichray Huye Lamhon Ka
Kisi Raastay Per Mil Janay Ka
Zakhmon Kay Sil Janey Ka
Zamanay Kay Guzer Janay Ka
Khuab Kay Hasil Ki Haqeeqat Ka
Haqeeqat Ka Khuwab Main Tehleel Honay Ka
Bikhray Khuabon Ki Takmeel Ka
Tum To Khud Ik Khuwab Ho
Husn Ka, Jawani Ka
Ik Dard Bhari Kahani Ka!!

Phases Of man..

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
"Everything"
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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Choices...

Once upon a time there was a very mean king who ruled his kingdom with an iron fist. One day he received some very distressing news. A commoner was in love with his daughter, the princess. The next day he received even more distressing news... The princess was also in love with the commoner.

Well the king had to put a stop to this. He knew that the only way he could permanently end this relationship was to execute the commoner. So the king charged the commoner with a crime that he did not commit. The commoner pled innocent.

As was the custom in this kingdom, fates would determine guilt or innocence. The next day the king and the commoner were in the town's square as hundreds of townspeople looked on.

The king held out two envelopes. Inside one was a card that read "innocent." Inside the other was a card with the word "guilty." The commoner had to choose one.

The commoner was a very wise young man and he knew that the king wanted to execute him no matter what. He knew that the king had the word "guilty" written on BOTH cards.

The commoner carefully chose one of the envelopes. He slowly opened it...read the card. And then he suddenly started jumping up and down with joy while he was shouting "I'm innocent. I'm innocent. I'm innocent."

As he was excitedly jumping up and down the young man ripped the card into very small pieces and swallowed it. One of the king's magistrates screamed to him, "How do we know you are innocent? You swallowed the card."

The young man said, "Oh, that's easy...just read what's on the king's card."

MORAL:-
No matter what the problem, there's always a solution. You always have choices.

The True Value

A king once got separated from his kinsmen while chasing a deer. He wandered alone in the forest. As dusk fell, he knocked at the door of a tiny cottage in the jungle. It was opened by a poor woodcutter who gave the 'stranger' a warm welcome. He offered him his own bed to sleep along with some simple but tasty food.

In the morning, while taking leave of the wood cutter, the king disclosed his real identity and asked him, what he could give in return for his hospitality. The wood cutter being a simpleton asked, " Can you give me a place where I can cut trees and sell them?" The king took him far away to the edge of another jungle and said, "This is yours from today. Do what you like with it."

The wood cutter would cut trees and burn them to make coal, because they were too heavy for him to carry to the market place. Several months passed. The woodcutter was very happy.

When the monsoon season started, there was heavy rainfall and the wood became wet. The ground was full of slush, so it was impossible to burn the wood to make coal. He had no choice but to carry the wet logs of wood to the market to sell it. When he showed the wood to the buyer, the buyer offered a sum that was a hundred times more than he was paying earlier.

The wood cutter was confused! Earlier he was supplying coal whereas now it was wood and that too, wet wood! Where was the catch? The buyer told him that the wood that he had brought was no ordinary wood, it was real Sandalwood! The wood cutter realized what a fool he had been. He had cut and burnt hundreds of Sandalwood trees to make coal, little realizing the value of this precious wood. Had he known, by now he could have been a very, very rich man.

We also need to understand the value of this precious human body awarded to us by Supreme Lord. Without realizing its importance and proper utility we are burning it at both ends in the fire of our worldly desires. Most of our energies are burnt in doing futile things that eventually have neither value nor meaning.

But, by the time we realize that we are wasting our lives, it is perhaps too late. The whole life burnt in hoarding wealth, making friends and getting material pleasures, brings us to a miserable state at the end of life. At that time when nobody cares, we turn our face towards God, but where is the energy to do any devotion

The sooner we realize the better chance we shall have. Let's not waste our precious human birth like that foolish woodcutter.

The one who attains a permanent place in spiritual world using this temporary and perishable body is really intelligent.

HOME REMEDIES FOR WRINKLES

Wrinkles appear on the face in the old age. It is natural. This is produced due to aging. Taking care of the skin in the young age can prevent premature aging.

Wrinkles appear in the skin when it becomes thin and looses its elasticity. The appearance of some wrinkles is due to aging, and is the most common skin problem for women. One of the first signs of wrinkles normally appears around the eye. As the time passes it appears on the cheeks and lips.

There are many factors that can contribute in the development of wrinkles some of which are: diet and nutrition, muscle tone, pollution, habitual facial expressions, chemicals, stress, improper skin care, and lifestyle habits such as smoking.

The most important factor is exposure to the sun, which is the worst enemy of the skin, because it dries the skin and leads to the generation of free radicals that can damage skin cells. Researches show that 90% of what we think, as signs of age are actually signs of overexposure to sunlight. Furthermore, approximately 70% of sun damage comes from everyday activities, as driving and walking to and from your car.

The ultraviolet- A rays that cause this enormous damage are present all day long in all seasons. These ultraviolet- A rays wear away the elasticity of the skin, causing wrinkling.

HOME REMEDIES FOR WRINKLES

• Cucumber juice can be effective in alleviating age spot skin problems.
• Fresh Papaya juice can remove dead and rough skin, and apple and pineapple juices can help to diminish fine lines, wrinkles and cracked skin.
• Regular facial is very necessary to control wrinkles.
• Massage increases blood circulation, which results in tightening of the muscles and tissues, thereby, reducing the fleshiness of the skin and restoring a young look.
• Apply lemon juice few times a day to reduce the blemishes and age spots
• Prepare a paste of turmeric powder with sugarcane juice and apply to the face to remove wrinkles and to prevent skin ageing.
• Cut a Green Thompson seedless grape in half and gently crush it on your face at wrinkles (lines). Leave it on for 20 minutes and rinse with warm water and let it dry in natural air. This is very effective home remedy for wrinkles and they will disappear shortly.
• Rub the core of pineapple on the face for a few minutes and leave for 10-15 minutes. This is excellent for fine wrinkles.
• Apply juice of green pineapples and apples the face daily and leave for 10-15 minutes. This is excellent for fine wrinkles and cracked skin.
• Apply pure castor oil to prevent wrinkles
• Applying a good quality cream with a firm pressure with the fleshy tips of fingers. Do not apply pressure around eyes. Continue massage for 15 minutes.
• For wrinkle treatment wipe off the face with wet cotton.
• For fast removal of wrinkles, massage with your all the fingers of both the hands rapidly with rapid circular motion.
• For wrinkles on jaw, pinch the skin between your thumb and fingers. Pinching is also good if you have double chin.
• Massage coconut oil into the skin where wrinkles appear before bed.
• Leave metal spoons overnight in the freezer. In the morning when you first wake up, apply the backs of spoons under the eye to reduce under-eye wrinkles. This also helps with under-eye circles.
• Eat a spoonful of shredded ginger with some honey every morning for wrinkle cure.
• Mix two tablespoons vodka, a tablespoon fennel seeds, and 2 teaspoons honey, and let sit for three days. Strain out the fennel seeds and use as a toner on the face.
• Remove wrinkles from the face by simmering 1/2-cup rosemary leaves in 2 cups of water for about 30 minutes. Add 1/2 cup of brandy and leave on for 10-15 minutes. Strain and wipe onto skin every morning and evening to preserve a face free of lines Wash face thoroughly and pat dry. This is also very effective home remedy for wrinkles
• Eat a balanced diet including fruits, vegetables, whole grain foods, seeds, nuts and legumes.
• Drink plenty of fluid every day. This help to keep the skin hydrated and to flush away toxins.
• Avoid alcohol, caffeine and cigarettes; they dry the skin encouraging the development of wrinkles. Also the smoking habit uses the lips muscles hundreds of times a day, which contributes wrinkling.
• Always protect your skin from the sun applying a sunscreen
• Prick 3 capsules of vitamin E and drain into small bowl. Add 2 tsps plain yogurt, 1/2 tsp honey and 1/2 tsp. lemon juice. Apply to face with cotton ball. Leave on skin for about 10 minutes. Rinse.
• For wrinkle cure apply egg yolk once in a week for 10 minutes.
• Prepare a mixture of honey, olive oil and cream. Apply it on the face. It gives very good results.

HOME REMEDIES FOR CONSTIPATION...

Constipation is a common disturbance of the digestive tract. In this condition, the bowels do not move regularly, or are not completely emptied when they move. This condition is the chief cause of many diseases as it produces toxins which find their way into the bloodstream and are carried to all parts of the body. Appendicitis, rheumatism, arthritis, high blood pressure, cataract., and cancer are only a few of the diseases in which chronic constipation is an important predisposing factor.

Constipation Symptoms

Infrequency, irregularity in elimination of hard faecal matter

The most common symptoms of constipation are infrequency, irregularity or difficulty in elimination of the hard faecal matter.

Coated tongue, Foul breath, headache, depression , insomnia etc

The other symptoms include a coated tongue, foul breath, loss of appetite, headache, dizziness, dark circles under the eyes, depression, nausea, pimples on the face, ulcer in the mouth, constant fullness in the abdomen, diarrhoea alternating with constipation, varicose veins, pain in the lumbar region, acidity, heart burn, and insomnia.

Causes of Constipation

Faulty diet and style of living

The most important causes of chronic constipation are a faulty diet and style of living.

Insufficient intake of water, strong tea and coffee etc

Intake of refined and rich foods lacking in vitamins and minerals, insufficient intake of water, consumption of meat in large quantities, excessive use of strong tea and coffee, insufficient chewing, overeating and wrong combination of foods, irregular habits of eating and drinking may all contribute to poor bowel function.

Irregular habit of defecation, lack of physical activity

Other causes include faulty and irregular habit of defecation, frequent use of purgatives, weakness of abdominal muscles due to sedentary habits, lack of physical activity, and emotional stress and strain.

Home Remedies for Constipation

Constipation treatment using Bael Fruit

Generally all fruits, except banana and jack fruit, are beneficial in the treatment of constipation. Certain fruits are, however, more effective. Bael fruit is regarded as the best of all laxatives. It cleans and tones up the intestines. Its regular use for two or three months throws out even the old accumulated faecal matter. It should be preferably taken in its original form and before dinner. About sixty grams of the fruit are sufficient for an adult.

Constipation treatment using Pear

Pears are beneficial in the treatment of constipation. Patients suffering from chronic constipation should adopt an exclusive diet of this fruit or it's juice for a few days, but in ordinary cases, a medium-sized pear taken after dinner or with breakfast will have the desired effect.

Constipation treatment using Guava

Guava is another effective remedy for constipation. When eaten with seeds, it provides roughage to the diet and helps in the normal evacuation of the bowels. One or two guavas should be taken everyday.

Constipation treatment using Grapes

Grapes have proved very beneficial in overcoming constipation. The combination of the properties of the cellulose, sugar, and organic acid in grapes make them a laxative food. Their field of action is not limited to clearing the bowels only. They also tone up the stomach and intestines and relieve the most chronic constipation. One should take at least 350 gm of this fruit daily to achieve the desired results. When fresh grapes are not available, raisins, soaked in water, can be used. Raisins should be soaked for twenty-four to forty-eight hours. This will make them swell to the original size of the grapes. They should be eaten early in the morning, along with the water in which they have been soaked.

Constipation treatment using Orange

Orange is also beneficial in the treatment of constipation. Taking one or two oranges at bedtime and again on rising in the morning is an excellent way of stimulating the bowels. The general stimulating influence of orange juice excites peristaltic activity and helps prevent the accumulation of food residue in the colon.

Constipation treatment using Papaya and Figs

Other fruits specific for constipation are papaya and figs. Half a medium-sized papaya should be eaten at breakfast for it to act as a laxative. Both fresh and dry figs have a laxative effect. Four or five dry figs should be soaked overnight in a little water and eaten in the morning.

Constipation treatment using Spinach

Among the vegetables, spinach has been considered to be the most vital food for the entire digestive tract from time immemorial. Raw spinach contains the finest organic material for the cleansing, reconstruction, and regeneration of the intestinal tract. Raw spinach juice-100 ml, mixed with an equal quantity of water and taken twice daily, will cure the most aggravated cases of constipation within a few days.

Constipation treatment using Other Remedies

Half a lime, squeezed is a glass of hot water, with half a teaspoon of salt is also an effective remedy for constipation. Drinking water which has been kept overnight in a copper vessel, first thing in the morning, brings good results. Linseed (alse) is extremely useful in difficult cases of constipation. A teaspoon of linseed swallowed with water before each meal provides both roughage and lubrication.

Constipation diet

Natural and simple diet consisting of unrefined foods

The most important factor in curing constipation is a natural and simple diet. This should consist of unrefined foods such as wholegrain cereals, bran, honey, lentils, green and leafy vegetables, fresh and dry fruits, and milk products in the form of butter, ghee, and cream. The diet alone is not enough.

Chew food properly, Avoid hurried meals and irregular meals

Food should be properly chewed. Hurried meals and meals at odd times should be avoided. Sugar and sugary foods should be strictly avoided. Foods which constipate are all products made of white flour, rice, bread, pulses, cakes, pastries, biscuits, cheese, fleshy foods, preserves, white sugar, and hard-boiled eggs.

Other Constipation treatments

Fresh air, outdoor games and exercise

Toning up the muscles also helps in the treatment of constipation. Fresh air, outdoor games, walking, swimming, and exercise play an important role in strengthening the muscles, and thereby preventing constipation.

Missing You..

I miss you, plain and simple,
There's no need to complicate things which are true,
Although those words can't truly express,
Exactly how I feel for you.

We've always had our ups and downs,
More than most people I know,
But regardless of whatever happened,
I never wanted to let you go.

Now I sit here writing this,
When I really should be by your side,
Whether I'll ever be next to you again,
Is something which you'll have to decide.

But before you decide, just think back,
Remember all the good times we shared?
Remember all the things I did,
To show I loved you, to show I cared?

I know it's hard to do right now,
Those sweet memories are hard to find,
With recent events corrupting your thoughts,
Shielding the light inside your mind.

Hopefully with time and space,
You'll begin to feel the way I do,
Regardless of what you say,
I know you want to be with me too.

We both need to change the way we are,
There are always improvements inside our range,
Understanding the pain of each other,
Is how we can learn to grow and change.

I miss you, plain and simple,
There's no need to complicate things which are true,
Whatever it takes to fix this mess,
I'll do it, I just want to be with you.

How to Prevent Bad Breath

Bad breath, also known as halitosis, is a very common temporary condition caused by such things as oral dryness, stress, hunger (ketosis), eating certain foods such as garlic and onions, smoking, or poor oral hygiene.
Bad breath is caused by odor-producing bacteria that grow in the mouth. When people don't brush and floss regularly, bacteria accumulate on the bits of food left in the mouth and between the teeth. The sulfur compounds released by these bacteria make the breath smell.

Home Remedies For Bad Breath
How to Cure Bad Breath with Natural Treatments..

* Chew peppermint or carnation for better breath smell.
* Swallow one tablespoon of apple cider vinegar before each meal.
* To lose the bad breath eat pumpkin daily
* Brush your teeth with baking soda.
* Blanch parsley and drink several times a day to help bad breath.
* Drink chamomile tea
* Lose the bad breath: blanch Thyme-Leaved Savory and gurgle.
* Gurgle salty water.

Quote / Thought for the Day - 2 ( 02-12-2008 )

“Can someone, who causes pain to others, experience real joy?”



“Everyone you meet knows something you don’t know. Be willing to learn from them.”

Quote / Thought for the Day - 1 ( 02-12-2008 )

“To taste the sweetness of life, you must have the power to forget the past.”



“You won’t win… If you don’t begin.”