Funny

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai


Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.



Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'



Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upaaye bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

Quote / Thought for the Day

"What I experience now is a result of the past;
what I experience in the future depends on what I do NOW."

"A good appetite does not want sauce."

Aey dil tu muhabbat karta kyun hai........

Aey dil tu muhabbat karta kyun hai
Jo karta hai to phir tarapta kyun hai
Jo beth gaya hai dil main pyar ka dard banke
Wo aankhon ke raste nikalta kyun hai
Main tere saath hoon her raah mein mujhse kehta tha woh
To phir aaj yeh rasta mujhe sunsaan lagta kyun hai
Main dharkan hoon uske dil ki woh kehta tha mujhse
Phir aaj uska dil mere bina dharkta kyun hai
Woh mera nahi hai yeh janta hoon main phir bhi
Kisi aur ke saath dekh ke usko dil machalta kyun hai
Yeh dil bhi ajeeb hota hai dosto
Kabhi kehta hai ja tham le uske haathon ko
Phir reh reh ke sambalta kyun hai.

Hmmm!!! THAT MAKES SENSE

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside

. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes

that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said

, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…

Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Ae Dil...

Ae dil tu mahabbat karta kyun hai,
Jo karta hai to phir tadapta kyun hai,
Jo beth gaya hai dil main pyar ka dard banke,
Wo aankhon ke raste se nikalta kyun hai...?


agar yehi muhabbat hai to phir ye ansoo kyun...?
ae khuda kya mohabbut ke liye kya ye tadapna zarouri hai...?

Tonic for the Mind - 18

One of the greatest social problems of modern society, why people have so much difficulty working together, is because each person wants to get his way. Sinking individual differences in the spirit of a common goal is the message of the yajna spirit. Shri Krishna says, "This world is bound by action other than that done for sacrifice. Do all actions in the spirit of sacrifice, free from attachment" and "By working selflessly with each other, you will all attain supreme good".

- Bhagavad Gita (3.9, 3.11)

Joke (Double Meaning)..

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.


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Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna


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Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge


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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..


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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai


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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p


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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)


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Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

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Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!


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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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.
.
.
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

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