Students Exams SMS

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 177)

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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 164)

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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 130)

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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 135)

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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 190)

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Burraaah......


Sara syllabus padh liya...


Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 95)

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)

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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 131)

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)